10 things to say about gifts you dont like.....LOL

10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.

9. It would be a shame if the garbage man ever accidentally took this from me.

8. Perfect for wearing in the basement.

7. Well, well, well...

6. I really don't deserve this.

5. Gosh, I hope this never catches fire!

4. I Love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

3. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!

2. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the federal witness protection program.

1. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.


                    Oh these made me giggle:
                                Enjoy:
                   
                                                    PMM

LMAO Pam!!
Great post!!
I loved this one..
"3. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!"

Imagin.ation:

My favorite is .....#7  "Well well well."

          I can just see me shaking my head and saying it.  HAHAHAHAHAH

BIG LAUGHS.....

                                                All in fun:
                                                        PMM

LMAOOOO.. i can see it too!!
well well well..
lol!!!

Those "don't know what to say cuz you don't know what the heck it is" gifts

Lmaooo! PMM, where do you find all this?!?! 
My favorite's the fifth! "Gosh, I hope this never catches fire!" I can't stop laughing...just imagined how I can say this! I don't want to offend somebody's feelings otherwise I'd try it!

If I told you were I found it I wouldnt have anything else funny to post.  HAHAHA
It is my private source.

Honestly, I was just surfing for Christmas Jokes and stubbled across them.  I tell you I laughed hard.

My favorite is still  "Well well well..."  LMAO

            Glad so many people are able to laugh with me.

                                                                            PMM

my favortie line is...."Gosh, I don't know what to say"