Annoying Lovers

I love my husband dearly, and adore him- hwe are soul friends. But sometimes I just want to *@#$%^&!!!!

Here's some things he does that drives me nuts:

*will throw something in the trash can if there's not a bag in there

*will leave an empty cereal box on the table than reach his arm over to the trash

*will walk past something on the floor than pick it up!

*snores like a beast, moans and grinds his teeth in his sleep

*leaves his dirty clothes on the floor in the bathroom instead of putting them in the laundry room or hamper

*uses the same phrases over and over to make ppl laugh

Well those are my top ones.

Does anyone else have a signifigant other that drives them bonkers with little things???

hehehe..

Mine is a little different, he actually does stuff on PURPOSE to make me laugh or get a reaction (we are a house full of jokesters).

For example, everytime I go into the guest bathroom the towel is messed up ON PURPOSE just to irritate me because he knows it bugs me.

Also one day on his way to the gym he opened the front door, made sure I was watching and then threw his gatorade bottle and his lunch box on the kitchen floor then ran out to his truck and locked the doors before I could get to him.

He will purposely spill a little bit of stuff on the kitchen counter because he knows I HAVE to clean it up because I won't let it sit there.

Now our 4 year old will purposely (and only to his shoes) get a hold of a pair of his shoes and tie the laces in so many knots it takes him at least five minutes to undo.  This is particularly funny when he is rushing off to work and she got a hold of his work boots.  She will also hide his work boots so he wastes time in the morning trying to find them.

I'm not as good at messing with him back, I can't help but smile or laugh if I try to hide his keys because when he asks me where they are and I can tell he's getting frustrated it makes me laugh and I'm a dead give away.

acgofer, mine does every single thing you just mentioned, and more

He shaves EVERYDAY and gets shaving cream all over the friggin bathroom...seriously.

He refuses to throw anything away that has even a drop left..Soda for exapmle. There will be a can of soda in the fridge with not even a sip left. THROW IT AWAY!

Love him though...He is lucky, I wouldn't take that crap from just anyone


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OOOOO the SHAVING!!!! The little hairs left in the bathroom sink...especially after I clean the bathroom!

When we're grocery shopping together...he never fails to purposely give me a 'hip thrust' right into someone else in the isle!! Its funny but embarrasing!

He's also bad with the road rage.. "Horn broke, watch for finger" lmao

HAHA

AC- I almost thought we were married to the same guy with the teeth gnashing at night to everything else you mentioned- including the shaving.  BAHHHHH    )

Seriously though "Horn broken watch for finger" would be the perfect bumper sticker.

Well, i don't have a man but when i was with my daughters father he had this annoying habit of putting the toothpick in his mouth then making that noise when you suck between your teeth making that tsssk sound, i'd sit there.. breath-in breath-out.. rolling my eyes..

he was a clean freak so i never had a problem with any messes BUT it was annoying that he was so clean... i liked my house a little messy looking lived in.. i hate to say this everyone but it drove me nuts..

My morning annoyance today was he has time to do the bills, but not to cuddle!!!!! I'm important too!! 

opposite day-he ALWAYS has time to cuddle, Never time (or cash) to pay bills!