Bad Machine

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Imagin.ation
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  • A little place i go to up the street from my house..
    I was sitting in there playing, and everyone was rubbing their
    machines, saying "come on be nice" others saying, "i feed you well"
    Tapping little love taps on the sides of the machines saying "don't
    let me down baby" just stuff like that..

    Well, i took a different approach..
    After putting $50 into a penny bonus machine, down to maybe my last 2 or 3 spins
    getting ready to take my butt home, i sat back, yelled "YOU BAD MACHINE"
    Hit the spin and i'll be darn.. i hit it for $1500.00...all wilds
    after that the whole place was yelling obscenities at their machines
    Calling the machines every dirty name in the book!
    Although all laughing and having a good time.. but they were trying it!

    So the insanity took on a new trend there.. laugh_out_loud
  • Oh what We have all witnessed people doing with the machine to try to get it to hit.  Rubbing it, slapping it, talking to it. Hitting all the buttons before a spin, etc etc

          The last thing I saw was a person had a picture of a child on the machine to bring her luck.  I wonder if it worked for her.  :-\
     
          To watch people and their systems with the machine to get it to win is really quite comical.  cheesy
              Great Post Imagin.ation
       

  • LOL great post and yeah seen such before..

    Now I really can't imagine Imagin.ation cussing out the machine with anything more then "You bad machine" though I'd not doubt to some muttered obscenity. smiley

  • I LOVE IT!!!

    I did something similar the other day but I said something more along the lines of "machine you aint sh$t" and the next spin I got the bonus round and won $341 not quite $1500 but still a good hit!

  • I will have to remember that when I go to vegas in August.

  • Hi Imagin,


    That is too funny! I do talk to my machine too. Its always a boy machine....lmao! I always say to it c'mon boy you can do it. Show these other boys who rules!!!!!!

    Lmaooooooooo the things we do to win!!!!

    Lips

  • I went over to the little place i play sometimes, where everyone knows ya name.. grrrrr'd at the machine it wasn't doing well.. tried my little trick.. and i hit 50 bucks cheesy cheesy

    Only played 5 bucks, i wasn't really in the mood.. but it worked again!

  • Good for you imagin! Sometimes i think them machines can hear us talk!!

    Lips
  • I remember once i was in a casino, and this woman was carrying on a full coversation with her machine..

    "How are you today.. oooh thats good to hear.. well.. i had a little money so i thought i'd come visit you..." just on and on with her day... lol

  • Way to go on your win girl wink


    LoL I always talk to my machine, and sometimes, when I get that bonus round, or that near miss...I hear it talking back grin



    :-*

  • LOL...youre funny Imagin!




  • LoL I always talk to my machine, and sometimes, when I get that bonus round, or that near miss...I hear it talking back grin



    :-*


    I think usually it's laughing ..... at you, not with you.
  • LMAO...Probably :-\






    :-*

  • OK, I've only been once, and pretty much played on this game, fruit party, the whole time.  My friend sat next to me playing peace, love & cash.  I found myself talking to the stupid cherries that would show up and wave at me.  Both of us would yell out "Fruit Party!" everytime I won the bonus.
    We left for awhile, and came back early morning, back to the same games.
    This time I had a pack of berry skittles and sat there munching my fruity skittles and showing the package to the little fruit characters, having a really fun fruit party of my own.  Actually won about a hundred that way.  Of course I believe everyone thought I was nuts, but no, I was just very very fruity.

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