Bad things little kids say that are actually funny as hell!!

You know as responsible adults we have to lead by example, but I swear sometimes little kids will say some things that make you have to bite your lip and leave the room, so you don't send a wrong message by laughing out loud.
My friend has a little 3 year old who is a sweet kid but to be fair,has parents who forget to er not cuss in front of him at times, well this one day he was very busy playing with his toys in one room while his mommy was in the next room cleaning,well she kept calling his name to come and get toys and such,and he would come to get them to put in his toy box, well she admitted that she did call him over a dozen times and noticed he seemed more annoyed the last couple of times she called him.....apparently he had been observing conversations between his dad and mom because the last time she called him, he came and stood in the doorway and said, "Mommy why the hell do you keep calling my name"? They made a better effort to watch their mouths after that.

Ok, a friends brother-inlaw, A friend, and I spent a lunch break with a goal one day.  We may never be forgiven completely...  Her son's first word was around the end of our lunch break....  "Horny"

Well how about.. children that do things that are funny.. to the NEIGHBORS..

I had gone out shopping, as i was coming in the door i got a phone call, i had my nieces and nephews with me which were older, they were putting away some of them as i was on the phone.. well.. my daughter just happened to come across the "sanitary napkins".. the peel and stick kind.. as i was on the phone and the others putting away groceries nobody notices she was at my giant bay window behind the curtian peeling and sticking the napkins to the window.. about 30 minutes later i get a knock on the door, it is my neighbor and she's kind of laughin' she asks me.. "viv.. are you alright..?" i say yes.. i began to take on her laugh.. then asked why whats up..? she says.. "do you know you have a bunch of kotex stuck on your bay window.. we thought it was some kind of decoration.."  my face went to  then to  then to  then i just about died from laughing.. good gosh.. the embarressment, but then again what people must of thought!

LOLLLL you guys are funny.  My son does silly stuff all the time but so far hasn't embarrassed me yet.  Two weeks ago he woke me up at 5 a.m. to ask me if I'm allergic to monsters, then went back to bed lol. 

LMAOOOO.. i know Ally... i couldn't keep a straight face to even get upset.. this child of mine putting her artistic idea of beautiful snowflakes in the window...

But i was so embarresed...

LOOOOOOOOOOOL... ahahahaaaa

ahaha..Excuse me, but you have kotex stuck all over your windows! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


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My niece was over a couple of months ago and I was getting on my son (who is 8 ) about something and he turns to her and says, "Come on, Charity, let go outside. My mom's being pissy." He had a point.

When my kids get in trouble my son always says:

"Mommy, let me give you one more chance!"

LOL. I didn't realize what he meant until recently. He wanted me to give him another chance to prove he could behave...I would be like, GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE FOR WHAT!? LMAO


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One time while watching America's funniest home videos,they showed two 3 year olds a boy and a girl walking along side a fence at a cattle ranch just a few feet in front of mothers and aunts I think, well they all had boots on and whoever was filming had the cam on the 2 kids, you could tell that they were walking carefully to avoid stepping into "stuff", suddenly the little boy turned to the little girl and says," you better be careful where you step, cuz there is a lotta chit through here", all you could hear were the women trying to stifle laughter.
I thought that was so cute and pure AND true, cuz it was a lot of chit thru there!