Best (and worst) pick-up lines

Some people actually do use lines to approach someone. I have used them to break the ice in a purely knowing cheesey manner to see the other person groan.

What are the best worst you've heard or used?

'Excuse me, may I see something" (reach into nape of shirt, look at tag).."Just as I thought..Made in Heaven"

Some are pretty smooth and some are so funny they charm you, however...."Did you just fart? because you are blowing me away." - this would have to be the worst, because it's definitely not smooth and not even funny. 

lol...okay, I admit, it is kind of funny...

Some are pretty smooth and some are so funny they charm you, however...."Did you just fart? because you are blowing me away." - this would have to be the worst, because it's definitely not smooth and not even funny. 

I must be warped - it really made me laugh.  However, I don't think I would appreciate it if someone said it to me.

"my face is leaving in 5 minutes - be on it" is an old classic but I've never had it said to me.

blue

Heres one that always made me laugh as one of the worst possible.....

"I see you picking your nose, can I offer you a kleenex?"


I don't know why but it makes me laugh.

                                                          PMM

Here is a good one:

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I was thinking of redecorating and  your clothes would look great on my bedroom floor

I actually saw a rather unattractive guy wearing a tee shirt that read:  "Hello, I F...K on the First Date."

Yes.....I think its on the net somewhere...let me try to find it and post the link!

And the ever so popular.

I know you have to be tired because you have been running through my mind all day.

Tony

Lips...I found the link:

http://www.funnygallery.net/funny-pictures/825/I-Fuck-On-The-First-Date/

Though, I typed "F... on the first date" in thy Yahoo Search Engine and saw things I should not have seen......

Pick up: you know, I have cabfare home on my headboard
Turn down: go home with you? I don't think 2 people can fit under a rock

Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.

(lick you thumb, run across yours and her lapel)..'Let's you and me get out of these wet clothes'

Great legs, what time do they open?

ONE QUESTION,

DO YOU GUYS:

a.)  GET SLAPPED ALOT

b.)  GET LAUGHED AT

c.)  GET LUCKY ALOT

lmao

lmao, im not so cheesey id use them for serious, lol....i find, 'hi, I'm jay' is just fine as an icebreaker, lol

Blue....I don't use them.  In fact, I am at a very LOW point in my life about picking anything up.  Now days I get excited over parking my car in a tight parking space.

Well the worst.. and the best, and the funniest.. was..

"Nice shoes, wanna F**K?"...

I'm not saying no more..   :-\

Don't beat about the bush, just get to the point

Ever heard anyone use that?

blue

To a girl whose name you know (ie, um Cathy)..'F**k me if I'm wrong, but isnt your name Sue?'

If you were a booger I’d pick you first

omfg....ba hahahahahahahaha

If i told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me.

Yes..very cheesy

Tony

"Com'on, faster tomato.. Ketchup.."

lol.. im just kidding... really i am