Christmas Pick-up Lines

1. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
2. Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
3. I`ve got something special in the sack for you!
4. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
5. I know when you've been bad or good ... so let's skip the small talk, sister!
6. Some of my best toys run on batteries.
7. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it)
8. I see you when you're sleeping ... and you don't wear any underwear, do you?
9. Screw the "nice" list -- I've got you on my "naughty" list!
10. Wanna join the "Mile High" club?

LMAOOO TONNNYYYYYYY.....

what gave you the black eye and busted lip(the 12inches of "elf")?
Bahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa
Meeoooooowch im laughing so hard at my thoughts!!!

Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?

Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!

Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it

Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?

Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?

Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.”

I can get you off the Naughty List.

I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you

"The whip ain't just for the reindeer, sweetcheeks."
"Bet I can make you a believer again."
"How'd you like to get all harnessed-up, you little Vixen?"
"Whattaya say, babe -- you, me, a rooftop and a nice chilled bottle of 2% lowfat?"
"Wanna feel the Christmas spirit inside you?"
"My 'bowl full of jelly'? It's that K-Y warming stuff."
"Who's your daddy? That's right: Father Christmas!"
"You know, after staring at reindeer butts all night, yours looks especially appealing."
"Honey, you could even say it glows."
"Big Daddy Claus in da the house! Now your stockings aren't the only things by the chimney that are hung!"
"Forget the cookies and milk. Can I have a go at your cupcakes?"
"Technically, I'm not allowed to leave your house until I've properly stuffed *all* your stockings."
"Wanna get sleighed?"
"Baby, I'll take you 'round-the-world tonight if I can get you into the sack."
"Well, what do you know... there *is* a creature stirring."
"Lady, with your smile so bright, won't you be my lay tonight?"

4. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip? That would be my favorite. That's the one I would actually use. ! Did I just just let everyone know I'm a fat guy? oops, my bad.

My Favorite, was when I was 21, we were at this bar, and this guy came over to me and said " Boy I must have been really good this year, Santa sent you to my favorite bar. Can I buy you a few drinks and then I will show you what Santa left for you?" So I said, Santa left me something? He said yeah but you need to have a few drinks with me first. So I ordered few rum and cokes then when my now hubby walked in left with him. As I was leaving I said, Guess Santa had you on the wrong list. BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

LH

If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?

hehehehe
grapeu, you are pro in pick-up!!
Have you ever tried any in practice??
I wonder which one would work with me?!? Hmmm...I liked the lines about "North Pole" ans picture for Santa! Lmaooooo!

Glad everyone enjoyed. Merry Christmas! One last one for ya.......

I've lost my Christmas Teddy Bear. Can I have you to keep me warm at night?