Do you ever just wanna be Naughty?

As children growing up we did the naughty things actually not knowing they were naughty, like lied, talked back, colored the walls with crayola, tried to feed the family dogs a whole box of cheerios and your stuffed animals mayanaise wouldn't eat those funny looking veggies, went to far up the neighborhood block, tried to skip the night time bath, said we didn't have homework but really did, as/and but as children we really strived to be good and wanted to..

The other day i was brushing my teeth and noticed as i brushed i turned off the water, why couldn't i leave it running, i was walking with a friend in the wind opening a pack of cigs the plastic wrap flew out my hand and i went chasing it my friend was yelling just let it go i'm determined to get it to the garbage, i roll my gum up in foil before disgarding it, just once i'd like to go "paatooie" right into the gutter lol..i won't leave the pot handles pointed outward.. i won't step on pretty green grass, i pull my car around to the other side so the mailman and trashman can have it easy, i always say thank you and you're welcome, i always pile up the dishes neatly for the waitress and make my ordering simple for her, i yield the right of way and allow drivers to "squeeze in" even though i'm late.. i won't wear perfume to work because i have one co-worker out of 60 that claims to be allergic (i think she just wants control of some kind or hypo everything bothers her)..i'll roll up my sleeves for those that won't but can do certain things themselves.. theres so many things i notice i do but are so natural and without thought.. just once i'd like to be naughty.. like say "ef you then" to those people that no matter what you do for them are never satisfied and walk away.. tell my kitty to "eat caca" when i'm frantically trying everything while shes being so finicky, tell my daughter "NO.. you can't borrow any money, my shoes, clothes or purses and stay away from my perfume".. I want to color the walls with Crayola, dig giant holes in the backyard and make forts with the "good sheets" let me be real naughty..but i can't because i'm a good girl.. i need ideas.. LCB Members.. you got any?

It all sounds so familiar Imagin.  To add to that....don't talk with your mouth full, no singing at the table, no elbows on the table, don't chew with your mouth open, say sorry even if it isn't your fault (that is definitely an English trait)....I could go on.

If you want to be naughty why not dig that hole in the garden, wear some perfume to work just one day (not too much mind), definitely tell your daughters "no" to borrowing your things - borrow some of theirs instead, skip down the street even if it's busy.  Just let your hair down and be a kid for a day.

If I think of something good, I'll post again.

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Chew with my mouth open, make that smackin' noise.. stick my tongue out.. do it all in an expensive high class restaurant with my elbows on the table and the nicely folded napkin on my head!

OMGGGG I'd looooove to do that...  <3 Slurp the spaghetti instead of rolling it in the spoon first..

Lips, Thank You.. you are in all the ways there are very right.. it will not satisfy me.. i've always beleived in a positive attitude no matter what the situation is, there are certain things we can do and get away with in others BUT within ourselves we suffer facing our own guilt of consequence.. it's not easy going from good to bad, just as in going  from bad to good we all need to understand that..give those who really try a break, the time and understanding they need to acheive what they desire, help those struggling with it, a kind heart and a passion for good living is a key to life.. those are things i beleive in..

If i had a man.. i'd be more then Naughty.. lol

I always wonder if being Naughty wasn't Naughty would will still want to do them?

Let me speak as a former, practicing psychologist.  (Yes, yes, I know I lost my practice because I was boinking a patient.  I have truly repented.)

We all need safe, relatively healthy places to be "naughty."  It is mentally and emotionally risky to live "repressed."  Let me stress "healthy and safe."  The above mentioned incident from 14 years ago is a good example of how NOT to let off steam!

You were bery bery naughty Doc..

I will tell you.. there are so many fine, handsome, deliciously looking men that come into my store, some employees either vender wise or side by side, i won't lie and say my thoughts don't wonder how i'd sure love to "boink" em.. it's so yummingly tempting..but losing my position just wouldn't be worth a boink, there'd have to be some kind of compensation added.

That's a great post Imagin. It got me laughing and I saw some of myself in it. I do get the naughty in sometimes though. Sometimes you need that satisfaction that only naughtiness can bring. 

          Speakin' of being naughty,  it's probably a good thing I don't know where your store is Imagin.  Don't want you to get impure thoughts. 

I'm gonna go crazy if i can't get just a little naughty in.. i wanna flip the birdie to a road piggy.. but i'm afraid they will turn back around and shoot me, so i do it hiding below the car window, but i smile while im doing it lmao

You know...I've never thought of myself as a bad or unpolite person but after ready your post I must be pure evil!!! My idea of doing something really "naughty" would be drowning a kitten or punching a kid or somewhere along those lines and let me say I don't ever get the impulse to be naughty and would never do any of those things....but the ideas you guys have of naughty are a common practice for me lol. Yes my elbows go on the table, I frequently flip the bird while driving, sometimes I do chew like a cow and if someone is bothering me I'll ask them "what the bleep is your problem"! I've never seen that side of me as bad for I think it's just me being me and me being real...I would never say sorry if I didn't mean it or compromise myslef because someone else thinks I'm gross. And I definately won't allow myself to be a pushover, if some jerk cuts me off while driving I'm definately gonna give that person a piece of my mind even if it is from behind my window...hehehe

Now as for ideas for you to be naughty....hmmm, I've got to think a little different on this one. Maybe steal a pack of gum or something. You'd get the rush of being bad and if you happened to get caught it's not likely you'd get in trouble over 25 cents....something as small as gum you could easily talk your way out of, but on second though maybe don't listen to me. I don't want to be responsible for creating a criminal...lol

LMM EFIN A O @ satansmuff... im dying over here.. gosh i really wish i COULD do those things, but then again it wouldn't be me, i grew up with a friend that was like you.. i swear so many times she embarrassed the hell out of me, had to pull her from and settle so many fights.. but in all that i had the best of times with her and wouldn't ever try and change her.. it was just her being her.. she always bought and wore T-Shirts that said "Here comes Trouble".. so true it was..

I thought about burping really loudly.. or letting out a long loud poot in a crowd and say something like.. "I just wanted to share that with you, thank you"

Well....with the toots I'll at least look around and ask if the floor is creaking.