Future Darwin Award Winner

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  • wnanhee
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    • wnanhee
    • at Jul 22, 11, 03:47:55 AM
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    A 38-year-old man, unidentified in news reports, was hospitalized in Princeton, W.Va., in October (1992) with gunshot wounds. He had been drinking beer and reported accidentally shooting himself three times -- as he attempted to clean each of his three guns. He said the first shot didn't hurt, the second "stung a little," and the third "really hurt," prompting him to call an ambulance. [Newsday-AP, 10-11-92]
    "Stupid Is As Stupid Does"

  • JohnnyK
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    • JohnnyK
    • at Jul 22, 11, 06:46:16 AM
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    My God, is this real? Really? How many beers did he have? smiley

  • bingocrazy48
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    • bingocrazy48
    • at Jul 22, 11, 07:14:27 AM
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            human intelligence??LOL
  • Feelin froggy
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    • Feelin froggy
    • at Jul 22, 11, 07:18:54 AM
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    Wow he must have been drinking some mysterious moon shine! I'd be crying like a baby if I shot myself lmaoooooooooooo especially at that close range. Cleaning his guns? OMG!

    Thank God no one else was around or got hurt. The drunk one seems to always emerge from accidents unscathed.

  • bongo
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    • bongo
    • at Jul 22, 11, 12:21:02 PM
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            Yeah but if he went to the hospital after the first GSW,  who would clean the other two guns?

  • bongo
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    • bongo
    • at Jul 22, 11, 12:23:25 PM
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                On a side note:  Why does it seem that those we deem to be worthy of a Darwin Award always seem to be so  fertile. laugh_out_loud

  • genenco
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    • genenco
    • at Jul 22, 11, 02:53:01 PM
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    Note. At .4 BAC (Blood alcohol Content) Surgery can be performed without the patient knowing it's being done.Providing they haven't DIED by then!

  • JohnnyK
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    • JohnnyK
    • at Jul 23, 11, 04:43:34 AM
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                On a side note:  Why does it seem that those we deem to be worthy of a Darwin Award always seem to be so  fertile. laugh_out_loud


    The mother of all idiots is always pregnant... wink

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