Girls in business

Whatever you do, you will see it different than your daughter:

haha

And now for us sexists:

Should one buy a lapdance from a size zero girl?

It´s a bit like depositing in a Rival, isn´t it?

OMG I love this! 

Oh my...I too first thought it was a pole...lmao then when I read the note, it clearly was a shovel Thats hilarious!

hahaha, It fooled me too...


How cute.....

Lips suggested to get me a laptop instead of a lapdance.

But I would get me an iPad!

Can you work with it? No.
Can you gamble with it? No.

But cats can cope with it. Watch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9NP-AeKX40&feature=player_embedded

We should date her with my cat (it´s not the one from video).

My cat is rather like a feline pit bull; it would crush an iPad like everything else in less than 5 minutes.

ROFL, such is as children are.

I recall one day I heard about one of the news reporters (Female) who had a party at her house. One person asked her daughter (about 5) what her mother did.

She replied "I don't know, but she dresses up real pretty and goes out at night"

Aiiiieeee!!!!!!!!

Love it, love it, love it!

So cute!!!
It reminded me of the times when my daughter was about three, I had a restaurant and she used to tell people that she will be a waitress someday so she can work for me...lol

So true,Lips...children...
When you look at their eyes, you don't see anything else but the pure innocent sparks of the truth...
I really believe that my daughter's eyes brought me the person who I am today...

Ladies!

This was supposed to be a sexist thread.

To get you back out of your oestrogen party, how about some reality:

ARE YOU FRIGGIN KIDDING ME?!? That is the most ridiculous, hurtful thing I think I have heard in a long time! The nerve of that guy to say that about his children, surely this must have been a joke right? Im absolutely shocked that someone would have the audacity to come online, and say that about any child, let alone his own.

And he thinks of himself a nice guy...hmmmm...let me see....I got a one word for you..."Dude, grow up"

I can honestly say thats the craziest thing I have ever seen.

hehe. i think rokkos post was funny. i laughed about it, but also on the startingpost ^^. both are really nice jokes =D

Folks, this was supposed to be just a funny little thread.

But with a little more research, I am afraid to say that we have found a real sociological trend or danger to society:

Anti-social parents!

Just imagine the agony this "mother" brings over her "little boy":

Hey that's really funny. At first it confused me.

LOL...First of all, imagine my 31 year old son was still living with me?!? Second, thats HILARIOUS!

Hey Lips,

just between you and me: this guy has a safe for his porn comics/movies/pictures, is 31 and lives with his mother.

Do you actually think he has anything in real life to be blamed for?!

Hmmmmmm......I think I slipped her a $5 once.....