Honestly...whats the first thing you do?

Just curious here...IN ORDER, what are the first three things you do as soon as you wake up? I ask because there is a common answer here and I don't quite get it (i'll say it after I get a few replies)....maybe I'm not alone in this one!

Ok me too....

Feet hit the floor and they are heading for the coffee that is already ready in the kitchen....
Feet then take the sleepyhead and coffee to the throne room... hey it's been hours since I stopped in here!
Feet next take the still sleepyhead and the coffee directly to the computer where I check my e-mail and LCB...

Once eyes are open and brain is starting to work a bit, feet get a break... another job well done getting the day going!

katt

Hit the alarm then..my phone is always next to me i check it for any important messages as soon as my eyes open, then for me it's straight to the coffee maker.. get that brew going, then restroom, teeth and shower, if i'm not working i go outside, have a smoke, sip my coffee, view the morning, then it's either sit at the computer and check out whats up and/or figure what im gonna do today (i live day to day) more then the first three things but some can count bundled as one.

Hmmm...no one eats breakfast?! I got a few of the common response which in any given order is bathroom, brush teeth and shower. I never understood this part and notcied it while raising my daughter. As soon as she woke up I'd send her to the bathroom to brush her teeth and shower while I make her breakfast....it wasn't until she was 10 or 11 did I realize...why do I make her brush her teeth..THEN eat? So after that I changed it up and first thing she does is use the bathroom, then eat...THEN go shower and brush here teeth, lol....I don't eat breakfast either so the first three things I do when I wake up is go look at my computer (lol) have a smoke, and usually while I'm having that smoke hit the bathroom and do the normal.

First three things... Here goes...
1. Check the phone.
2. Go to the bathroom.
3. Press the power button on the computer and head to the kitchen for coffee. 
Other things follow but no breakfast

Lol.. i havent eaten breakfast regularly in years,since i wa s a child, and not since i was raising my daughter sometimes i would sit down with her, sundays were family pancakes, but now being single.. i skip it.. i will have pancakes for dinner though! The last time i had breakfast was when i had a wonderful night out drinking and partying with a man i was dating, we went home spent the early hours romantically (you know what i mean) then went to IHOP 'bout 7 am.. Strawberry Waffle time lol

I eat breakfast almost every day, but it is way further down the list than those top 3...

katt

Kettle on
bathroom and then make tea
computer

Same thing every day....

blue

Blue...I hope your not making that tea while IN the bathroom!  LMAO

I get up and...

make the bed
put on a bra 
bathroom
coffee
turn on TV (need something in the background)
computer

take my dog out to do his biz
come home do my biz
coffee and a smoke

tinkle...let dog out...make coffee...turn pc on...turn tv on for background noise.  I don't usually eat breakfast either.

Make my way into the bathroom where I sniff around then lift my leg
Grab a Dr Pepper
Click the computer power on button
Give Ms. Lottie lab a kiss on the nose
Say pee pee to her and outside we go

Get pants on, turn on coffeemaker and have a smoke.