How well do you know your Mailman?

Well.. i umm.. umm.. i dated my mailman, but i couldn't resist he was so so so handsome, long ponytailed hair, nice tan legs, a light mustache and goatee, he'd wear them tight mailman shorts, his booty looking so muscular.. OMG i drooled at my mailman.. im so ashamed. I was that Fifi poodle out to get him...

Can't get much closer to your mailman than that! Lol

Yeah, did you let him lick your stamps?
Seal your envelope?
Did he carry a nice package?


Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Yes, everything was just as nice on the inside/underside as what was on the outside, he was sweet. I'd find roses in my mailbox, little presents and cards, very good man. I got cold feet into the relationship, he was thinking marriage, i was thinking i'm not ready. It's what he was looking for and going for with me. My stubborn stupidity, hurt his feelings and he kind of just.. let off me. Now he is seeing another woman, but i know that if i ever change my mind, he'll be back.. and i just might lol

In fact i think i'll give him a call... oooooo i'm so evil....

My mail man is a old guy and he is mean!!!
Every time I see him, I say hello but he ignores me and walk away...
No,sir...my postman don't ring my door bell twice!!!

Well, Lips, I am afraid your question is just a tad bit sexist.  Haha!  My mailman is a mail WOMAN.  And she is hot!  I am glad the weather is turning warmer because that means she'll be showing off her legs again.  I just kick back on the front porch with my favorite cocktail and watch her strut the mail up and down my street.

Well, I live in one of those new community housing things and so all the mailboxes (Small and tight) are oin one area.

We never got to know ours as the mailbox was a good 60 yds away (Big lawn) but I remember one day it's pouring rain, this mail vehicle pulls up in driveway and starts honking. I opened second door and stood there, the mailperson motioned me to come to them...I shook my head pointing to the sky, they went into reverse I whipped out a pad and began writing their vehicle number down.

They rammed it back into drive and came back up and she got out mad as you know what and proceeded to demand I pay for a package she was delivering to the wrong address!!

I laughingly told her to re-check the address... Man she got furious!! (And soaked by this time) and went back to her vehicle and threw the package into it, got in cursing and left. Never saw her again...;D