I'm Baaack from Daytona Beach (sort of!)

LCB family:

I may be a fool for a thrill.....but try to play it smart.  I got a Private Dick friend of mine to investigate Mistress Katherine.  It appears she is 66 year old Mexican woman, rather overweight and is covered in chocolate chip moles.  So.....I went to Atlantic City instead and put down $400 on a sure-thing "trill."  ***Dave rubs his grubby hands together***

Thanks for the good thoughts and concerns.

Peace to all!

Well I am glad you are ok


I TOLD YOU SO!!!!!!



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Glad you are safe Doc, yes, Alantic City is a much better thrill journey, touching the right machines, kiss the right cards, let your eyes twirl the roulete, lay your body across the baccarac felt, let your ears hear and imagine the sound of coins wrapped around the waist of a belly dancer, she calls your name, breath-in the aroma of smooth vsop and scented lilac'd money incense.. lay your money down slow and roll with it like the dice, blow doc.. blow..shake doc shake... winner!!!

LOL, glad for you, who is this mystery woman?  You may have had a wonderful time.

Was there ever a Mistress Katherine




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Welcome back and a huge sigh of relief from me.  I was getting a bit worried.  Glad you are safe and well done on the private dick.  Good decision.

blue

I knew you were wise..........wink!!!!!!

Atlantic City huh? Hope you stayed away from "the point" 

The mystery woman?  Heck, from what I recall, I didn't ask her name  

LOL...I am not the one who asked


I am glad you are safe and sound Doc...I have a feeling there never was a Mistress Katherine...


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Mommy, as I stated, "Mistress Katherine" was a 66 year old Mexican woman who had so many moles she looked like a mushroom farm.  Mistress Katherine was her money-making persona.  She lives in a $2 million house and owns 4 Benzes.

MAN!!!!  This was better than any soap opera I've watched in awhile, was a lil worried about you not posting for few days though...and guess I will have to watch and see what other "chapters" (ok forums.... )  You start!! glad your ok 

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Maybe I need a new profession....



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Well MommyMachine   From your pics your soo pretty (an definately not MOLEY...haha...had to throw that in!! )...U could prob have much more $, cars, etc than this miss katherine......BUUUTTT....What would DaddyMachine think about it.....Nah....better stick with postin on the LCB forums for us....hehehehe

Hmmm.... 2 million dollar house and 4 benzs... hmmmm... money making.... hmmm... sexy men slaving to give money... hmmmm... if i could just... nah...

LMAO!!!

Thanks dixiesace....who knows for that kind of money, maybe  DaddyMachine would do it too....HAHAHA!

(he's not MOLEY either )



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Mommy, as I stated, "Mistress Katherine" was a 66 year old Mexican woman who had so many moles she looked like a mushroom farm.  Mistress Katherine was her money-making persona.  She lives in a $2 million house and owns 4 Benzes.

Oh Doc so RELIEVED and you helped pay for one of those Benz's you said you gave her $4,000. But you also said you checked her out thru a third party and shes the real deal then you left. Whatever i am so glad you are ok.

Mommy....let's just put it this way.....you'd make a fortune!

Move over Mistress Katherine...here I come...whip in hand!!


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Mommy...don't forget the knee high boots!  I tip big for those!

Done


lol


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LMFAO Imagine.... oh my I could see it now mommy

Leather, whips, and boots OH MY!




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Ok, I admit it.  I just thought to check and see if there was any word since you left...  I think that I may have to  start up a send me money website.  I think it might work just to say that I am doing a study on how many people I can get to send me a money ammount between $1 and $10.

Well, "money slavery" is BIG on the web.  And, I have to admit, I have a disposition for it.  There is a great Chinese restaurant I go to about once a week.  And I have a HUGE crush on one of the waitresses there.  Her name is Ling Ting.  Anyway, I leave obscene sized tips for her....I just get an odd rush throwing money at this sweet, attractive woman.

I dont get it..  but I have always said what use is money if you dont enjoy spending it. 

jako.......you aren't supposed to get it, just be happy for me! lol

Ling Ting and the other food servers probably refer to you as Cha-Ching.

ishin.....That is perfectly fine...I know money can't buy love, but it sure can rent a thrill or two!

As long as you are happy with what you got and the price than that is all that matters.  Why have money if you cant spend it on what makes you happy.

  I saw a show where they asked stars if your spouse cheated on you, but was good enough to never get caught or give you a clue would you want to know.  The best answer i saw was someone saying "If I would never find out otherwise and I am happy than DONT FU<K WITH MY HAPPY"
Ever since seeing that that phrase dont...happy has been a favorite of mine

With "Ling Ting and Cha Ching,"  I was just goofin around with you, being stoopid.
I wasn't, by any means, suggesting you were trying to buy love with your money.  : )

To get even more stoopid, next time you're in there ordering your food, ask Ling Ting if she has ever tried and would recommend the Cum of Sum Yung Gai.  haha  (sorry dude, i just had to throw that in there...I was a big fan of Wayne's World and his tasteless jokes)

I wish i'd meet a Mr Cha-Ching.. lately all i have met is a Mr Ker-Plunk, feel like Charlie Brown all i pull out of the goodie bag is a rock

heres a rock for ya...

Imagin.....I sure don't advocate gold-diggin.  But, you really take on A LOT when you marry/partner with someone who is a dead-beat or is financially ruinous.

I'm both...a dead beat and financially ruinous. lmao
I admit, I've never been good with money...it just seems to slip between my fingers and out of my hands 2 seconds after I get it.
Girls that gold dig with me soon realize they only dirt diggin.  
I like to turn the tables around...Wheres my Shugga Momma?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lITJK4jdUEE

OOOOOH that rock is so pretty

I'd gladly live in a cardboard box with a sweet man that has nothing, then live in hell with a man that has everything rich, cheap with his money and all about himself... i've been there.. and it is hell...

I hope you don't mind be asking...

What is the message you're trying to send by leaving her obscene-sized tips?

ishin.....the messages are various.  But, just general kindness is the chief of them.

Attention General Kindness!  Still waiting on PM for my paypal account number!  However, due to the recent ban on such content, carry on!  Report to Chief Message on schedule and order the yung dum sum wun. Agent Ling Ting will be there to assist in collection of assets.

that is all.

lol... chilly, you crack me up!