I have two cows! Do you?

Okay here is another game that we might enjoy although I think it's kinda silly one.

Here is how we are going to play this game.

Say (the person above you) poster's name, and state that they have two cows...

Let's say one or two cows, no cows or otherwise as the joke dictates...
I think it can be super fun if we post something witty.

Okay,pretend I posted that I have two cows.

the second poster will reply.........

(Example:)

wnanhee has a cow that look like a bull.

Then the third person posts with the second poster's name,
...  has two cows,one is an anthromorphic, half-dragon cow and the other uses the mongoose stats for water buffalo. 
Both handily beat 6th level fighters without having class levels themsleves.

then the fourth person replies with the third poster's name,
... has too many cows to count.
They are all gifts from his/her many suitors.



Okay, here I go.

I have two cows.

Wnanhee has 2 cows... and 2 monkeys... and 1 mother-in-law... and 5 more animals. And no, she does not live in a zoo! But, with that mother-in-law in the mix it sure would be a good idea!



(is that the way it goes Nan?)

I guess so Katt.  So how many cows do you have or am I reading it wrong?

blue

i guess it goes like this ) katt has no cows i gave her three cows fresh off the truck with golden milk and cooper skin now i have 7 cows

Rena has no cows but she has two puppies that have taught themselves how to moo.  ;D

wnanhee had two cows but was practicing using grandma's hidden mini hari-kari sword and cut one into steaks and made hamburgers out of the other one.  She did manage to save the milk and made some ice cream.  Now she's making roast beef with potatoes every day!

Chillymellow used to have 2 cows, but when they heard what happened to wnanhee's cows they ran for the hills, never to be seen or heard from again!



(This is a great game! Lovin' it. Thanks Nan)

Katt has two mice but she believes them to be cows.

(Ha ha ha katt...you re killing me here with uncontrollable laughs.)

Katt did have a cow once but I was too hungry so used an old rusty magic wand from her barn  and turned her cow into yummy cheeseburgers.

wnanhee can no longer get any cows to come home with her because word has spread in Mooville about what happens to any unwary cow that does go!

rena felt left out so she turned nan ,katt ,chilly and blue into cows so she wouldnt be alone and have milk to sell to buy more majic to turn more people into cows like her

Wnanhee had one too many cows to fit in her menagerie, so she needed to make a decision about which one of the other inhabitants must go to make room for Bossy. After looking over her options she made her decision. Trying not to look to dang happy about it she announced, "Bossy needs a place to stay so the MOTHER-IN-LAW must go!"

katt had no cows so i gave her more cows i think shes eating the cows because i just gave her some cows or she could be making them clean her house and thats why she needs more cows.

Rena is sad because when she woke up this morning she found she had no cows left. When Katt found out her cows cleaned house she snuck over in the night and rustled Rena's whole herd!

now rena has to mosey on over and take a couple of nans cows thanks to katt i had no milk for my coffee and now im sleepy (thanks katt :'X )i love this game 2.

Rena's two cows are wandering the prairie headed for Canada.  I tried to wrangle them over here to my homestead, but they heard about the government shakedown and said they'd rather drink their own milk than stay in the USA.

Chillymellow is now traveling with 2 cows that used to belong to Rena because when she heard why the cows were leaving she decided she felt the same way and joined them!

Rena chilly and katt ended up wandering around all night looking for the cows because thanks to the niceness of the feds seizing everything that was all we had to eat and drink.Now i think we must go bed down in Nans Pasteur next to her cows to keep warm and  have something to eat.

Rena convinced chilly to go rustle some bulls so now the cows have something to do all day besides eat daisies.  Katt pointed out that bulls + cows = more hamburgers all around!

So there they all were when wnanhee woke in the morning to see them in her pasteur with all of her cows. She ran to the field but stopped in her tracks when she saw chilly's rustled bulls... With visions of hamburgers dancing in her head she invited everybody in for breakfast! On the menu? Hamburger patties with eggs and a big glass of moo-juice!

Ha ha ha,katt...

Once Rena,chilly and katt tasted wnanhee's burgers and moo milk, they just couldn't believe how yummy they tasted so they decided to steal wnanhee's cows.
wnanhee called FBI and put her cows into the witness protection program.
Now there's no more goodie burgers for no one! :'(