I tell a lie

Just for fun, ya bunch o' fibbers. State three things, one of which is a lie. See if your fellow members can guess the big stinkeroo.
After the member admits which was the fib, next poster write their 2 truths, one fib ...fun way to get to know your fellow members

1. I sing I'm too sexy at karaoke
2. I have 6 tattoos
3. I've worked in several strip clubs.

2 is a lie............lol

oo...you smartie...youre right lol

next?

          Must not live in Tampa...LOL   

Okay,  let's see

                  1.  I resemble Tom Hanks
                  2.  I love to cook
                  3.  I work in the medical field.

I love to cook?

1. ?

I'll go with cooking too

        You guys are too good...yeah I don't like to cook.  My wife keeps threatening to get me cooking lessons around Christmas or my Birthday instead of real gifts.  (Which, by the way is Sunday).  I've been told I look a lot like Tom Hanks (the earlier version) mostly because of the hair.  And yes I do work in the medical field. 

Ok, to keep it going....

semi-useless skills:

1. I can 2-finger taxi-whistle
2. I can juggle
3. I can recite the alphabet backwards

#2?
1. I'm growing a goatee
2. I'm a professional gambler
3. I'm happily married

lol, it was #1 - my cousin sent me juggling balls for xmas so I used them til I learned

um, gonna have to say #1...unless you changed genders and havent told

I'd say number 1 for you too helwin being as you're  a woman.

How about these:

1.  I killed a fish with a large metal spoon
2.  My husband is 6 feet 8 inches tall
3.  My dog is called Jethro

hmmm....I've offed a fish with the cleaning net, and have a bf of 6'2...so I'm gonna says the pooch has a different name

Correct although there is no pooch either.  I did have a dog and his name was Ghost when I got him (rescued).  We changed his name to Mutley which he seemed to respond to more.

Jeebuz...6'8"....that's a whoooooole lotta man

next?

Dang Blue..6'8''....that's almost a foot and a half taller than me!!
I guess I'm vertically challanged!!

1-I used to teach roller skating.

2-My brothers were triplets.

3-I got kicked out of school for skateboarding down a hallway.

hmm, I'm going to guess 2 (AND guess theyre actually twins)

ill go with num 1 ?

I go for 1.... 8'|

Yes he's a big bloke and I'm vertically challenged too so it does look odd (but only to other people).

I think number 1 is your lie Rosebud.

blue

      I'm just guessing but, I'll go with number 1, Rosebud.  No. 3,  sounds like something you'd do.

Hmm... Your lie Rosebud is #1.

naughty girl

1. I legally changed my first name
2. I have a bachelor of arts degree
3. I'm ambidextrous

Wellll, I'm ambidextrous not for writing..but I'm left handed for writing and play all sports right handed - so I have to use both.
But no, no bach of arts...studied ASL and English

next?

lol helwin - it's ok, we got yours pretty quickly

Hmm,

1. I'm drinking 7.1% beer from a 710 ml can
2. I'm getting my drink on at home so I can save $ at the B and M later tonight
3. I'm sad and home on a Saturday night lol

I know this isn't here just for me but I want to get one right.  Is #3 a lie? I can't picture you sad on a Sat night
1.I love going to Lake Tahoe, but seem to forget there's a lake there
2.Fresno is a great place to live
3 A few years back I hit 26 royal flushes in a 6 month period  nickels quarters and dollars

well, #2 for me is the lie - I did stay home. It was sad, because it's pissing down rain, and I've nothing to do, the bf is working, I've no work to do and no $ to really go out anyway. lol

for you, unless you're phenomenally lucky, I'm saying 3...I've never once gotten a natural royal flush

  Number 2 is the lie. While some may love the place, I don't. I did hit all those royals. 7 of them in the last week, and 3 of those in one night. It was scary but in a happy way.

Hmm, ok, destinations - places I've lived

1. Newport Coast, California - Nanaimo BC
2. Calgary Alberta - New York, NY
3. Gatineau Quebec - Sulawesi Indonesia

Number 2 is the lie.

smartie

Hmmm... let's see

1. My favorite sport is tennis
2. I like when it's sunny
3. My biggest win in one bonus game, playing for real money, has been  €218.

well, looking at your pic, I'd say you like tennis lol
suuny is good for ya
so i'll say 3 is the lie and youve won more

I'm gonna say 2 is the lie.  You don't like it when it's sunny.

That's it, Blue. I don't like it when it's sunny.

1. I put chocolate in the freezer because I like eating it that way
2. I love juicy BBQ steaks
3. I drink about 30 glasses of fluids a day

30 glasses a day!  That's a lot unless the glasses are small so I'll go with number 3.

lol, I never don't have a glass in front of me - I drink an insane amount of juice, water, diet soda - it's practically manic lol
I'm a vegetarian...no steaks

Haha!  Great idea!!!!! Ok, here goes-

1.) I own 14 animals
2.) I shattered my kneecap
3.) I graduated high school at 22 years old

I think number 2 - shattered your kneecap is the lie?

I'll say you have fewer  (or more?) pets

Jeez Blue, are you calling me a hoarder??    I did shatter my kneecap into like 17 pieces in 2010.  My @sshole neighbor hit me head on because he was driving in the wrong lane going 45 mph about 100 yards from my house...  Knee hit the dash and crumbled like a cookie.  Ooooooowwww.  That is a pain worse than labor, it was my #1 fear after the whole Kerrigan/Harding incident, and then it happened to me!    2 surgeries later, I get around OK, and I can still hold down an angry dog for vaccines. 

Di, you are correct!  Currently 3 dogs, 2 bearded dragons, 2 cockatiels, and 2 bunnies.  If Noah builds his ark in the 21st century, at least I'll be safe!!!