Looking For A Job and Get Rejected?

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  • Lipstick
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    • Lipstick
    • at Jan 13, 11, 12:30:35 PM
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    Thanks from:

    The Ultimate Rejection Letter

    Herbert A. Millington
    Chair - Search Committee
    412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
    College Hill, MA  34109

    Dear Professor Millington,

    Thank you for your letter of March 16.  After careful consideration, I
    regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
    an assistant professor position in your department.

    This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
    large number of rejection letters.  With such a varied and promising field
    of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

    Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
    rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
    this time.  Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
    in your department this August.  I look forward to seeing you then.

    Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

    Sincerely,
    Chris L. Jensen

    Perfect letter of retaliation!

  • BIGLEAN
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    • BIGLEAN
    • at Jan 13, 11, 01:32:20 PM
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    laugh_out_loud laugh_out_loud laugh_out_loud
    Love it!
  • blueday
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    • blueday
    • at Jan 13, 11, 01:58:31 PM
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    Hehehe - I love it too.   laugh_out_loud

    blue

  • Imagin.ation
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    • Imagin.ation
    • at Jan 13, 11, 02:22:11 PM
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    LMAO.. thats great Thank You Lips for the laugh of the day!  laugh_out_loud

  • wnanhee
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    • wnanhee
    • at Jan 13, 11, 02:27:55 PM
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    Brilliant!!!

    I love it!

    Lips...are you sure it was not you who sent this one out? heh heh! tongue

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    Joseph Kennedy
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    • Joseph Kennedy
    • at Jan 13, 11, 02:35:28 PM
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    Sorry Lips I missed the joke.

  • Feelin froggy
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    • Feelin froggy
    • at Jan 15, 11, 07:48:05 AM
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    That gave me a good laugh. Thanks lips.
    "I look for ward to seeing you then" cracked me up!

  • wmmeden
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    • wmmeden
    • at Jan 15, 11, 09:14:58 AM
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    Sweet

  • genenco
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    • genenco
    • at Jan 15, 11, 06:59:02 PM
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    • last active 7 years ago

    I love that response..Could you imagine the look on their faces when getting it? WHATTT??????

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