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  • Again with my daughter.. shes 19 now btw..

    She got a call for a job she applied to and wanted that job really badly..
    He called, and asked her.. Can you be here in 20 minutes and we can conduct
    an interview, your application looks very promising..
    Okay she was running around all excited, MOM i got an INTERVIEW.. get dressed mom
    lets go, her having to get dressed also in a hurry.. She found a pair of pants, worn the night before still clean, she slipped them on, out on a nice top, in the car put a little make-up on, she looked really nice..

    On the way she said Mom.. theres some kind of lump or something in the leg
    of my pants she couldn't figure out what it was, thinking it was just the pants
    someway twisted, anyways being so excited she didn't worry about it...

    We arrived i parked, and she went inside, sat a moment and within a few minutes
    the gentleman came out, she stood up.. walked over to the man to shake his hand
    and as she did.. her thong flew out the bottom of her pants leg..on the floor right
    in front of him.. imagine his face.. thinking ..umm.. do i have that effect on woman..
    umm.. her face in so much embarressment.. trying to explain.. how the heck it got there..the interview, neither could keep a straight face, speechless, and her so timidly
    in such embarressment, this just doesn't happen everyday
    both trying to hold in laughter.. she embarressingly asked.. could we do this another time.. he told her no.. no need you are hired...you simply made my day..

    Her walking to the car with her thong in her hand.. smiling, explained what happen
    i couldn't even drive!

    Okay everyone i know you got some most embarressing moments!?


  • while i was on a date i pee'd in my pants - 'nuf said.

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    AaaaaAAAaAAah ahahahahahahaaaa.. OMG!

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  • i'm sorry soda69.. that could be very tramatizing on a date..
    I feel bad for you.. really looool
    Hopefully things turned out alright.. lol

    It was i opened this post up, read your post.. i didn't expect that!!!!


  • while i was on a date i pee'd in my pants - 'nuf said.
    Lmaoooo Soda Soda Soda...your drinking a wee to much!
  • I have so many embarrassing moments....unfortunately alot of them i can't dare even repeat!

    One that stands out in my mind was when i was about 19 yrs old. I was dating this guy...he pulls up in front of my house at the end of our date. Feeling a bit romantic...he drives away for a more secluded spot!

    A few blocks from my house was a secluded row of factories. We get lost in some heavy kissing (nothing more...i know what ya'll are thinking)! He has got me leaned back in the seat and the fireworks are sparking!

    All of a sudden a bright light shines in our faces....its a cop....not just any cop but one of my father's best friends! He takes one look at me and i don't know who's face was redder! He mumbles under his breath...."this is not lovers lane". I was in a panic he would tell my father....and i was certain he thought something more was happening than just kissing!

    Til this day.......i can not look that cop in the face. When he would come to our house for a visit...he would give me that look....i would bow my head and couldn't even look him in the eye! A couple years later i was in a restaurant having dinner....when across the room i spot him. Sitting cozy with a blonde.....his wife is brunette. He looked at me...i looked at him with the spot light in my eyes.

    I kept his secret safe......after all he kept mine safe as well!

    Lips

  • Imagination,
    I am filing that "thong trick" of your daughters away for my next interview...

    I hope it is as effective for Me as it was for her.



  • OMG..Jimbeaux, I know!!  I am having such a hard time getting a job, 1st time in my life..maybe I can use that one!! cheesy

  • You guys CRACK ME UP!!!!!

  • Imagination,
    I am filing that "thong trick" of your daughters away for my next interview...

    I hope it is as effective for Me as it was for her.


    Only if you hold it up and look at the manager and say


    "Trophy"
  • Ok, I have quite a few myself...none to the calibre of the thong story, but this is one of my favorites, that still makes me cringe everytime I eat shrimp.

    It was my school days...I was dating this kid for a little bit.  We used to drink a lot together, that's what we all did back then.  One day he wanted me to go meet his parents for dinner... We drank a lot this day grin

    So here we are fancy shancy dinner table, whole family..Scott, and Me were half in the bag, but hiding it pretty well. So far so good. 

    We were having baked stuffed shrimp for dinner. and wine...great! More alcohol!
    So we were eating, chit chat, blah, blah, blah..alcohols working, still ok.

    Then I am trying to eat these things...never had them before, I am like what the hell, how can they eat this crap??? Well, I'll just wash it down with the wine.

    Then dinner is over, and Scott looks at my plate and yells (because he is half in the bag now) DEB!!! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH YOUR TAILS???

    I look around real quick..there are like six plates all full of those freaken hard plastic things I chewed and chewed and chewed and chewed...

    I elbowed him so hard, and whispered, shut up!!!!  He yelled, WHAAAATTTTT!!!
    WHERE ARE YOUR TAILS???? I'm like shut the hell up...
    I ate them...He's laughing and yelling LOUDER now!!  YOU ATE THEM???!!!

    Now everyone is looking at me and my EMPTY plate, and LAUGHING, and LAUGHING!!
    I wanted to crawl under the table...I wanted to KILL him first.

    I never ate those freaken things before...I just wanted to DIE!!!  :-\

    I love shrimp now, and to this day...everyone still asks me if I want any tails with mine!  smiley

  • Oh Nal::
        That is halarious.  cheesy cheesy cheesy
              Big laughs.....

  • NAAAALLLLLL WHERE ARE YOUR TAILS???????
    YOU ATE THEM?????... LMAOOOOOOOOO

    Nal.. i'm dieing over here that is the funniest thing i've heard OMGGGGG
    and i can just imagine the faces people are making!

  • Pam..I haven't told anyone that story in 30 years..I still get made fun of from it!! cheesy cheesy

    But it still does make me laugh too when I  see a shrimp tail..I ate about 8 of them..man that was BAD!!!!!!!!!  Thank God I was drinking!!!!


  • NAAAALLLLLL WHERE ARE YOUR TAILS???????
    YOU ATE THEM?????... LMAOOOOOOOOO

    Nal.. i'm dieing over here that is the funniest thing i've heard OMGGGGG
    and i can just imagine the faces people are making!


    you just got me laughing again!!  I swore I would never tell anyone, but the few that know have been teasing me so long, it's like a funny sitcom.
    When I eat a shrimp now, I take a bite near the end, so I remember what it was like, just to feel the texture, and I am like what an IDIOT!!! then I start laughing..I don't know what I like best about shrimp now, the taste, or the memory!
  • LMAO!!!!!!!! I humiliate myself enough, I am not gonna share them with you guys (even though I do love ya all) to laugh at myself all over again!!!! hehe
  • oh come on shell!!  I can just imagine so of the sh*t you pulled!!

    you are worse than me!!  grin

    (you freaken weenie)!!!  grin grin grin

  • LOL!!!!!!  I am not into public humiliation, of myself anyway!!!! laugh_out_loud
  • I think I surpassed all the humiliation that could possibly damage my psyche in my drinking years...it's all gravy now grin

  • Nal Nal Nal

    My little oceanside cutie knows now I'm sure!!! I'm surprised you didn't get up and show him your tail and say....kiss my a**!!!!!!!!!

    Your innocents was adoreable!

    Lips


  • oh yeah..that's about as innocent as i ever was grin


  • I think I surpassed all the humiliation that could possibly damage my psyche in my drinking years...it's all gravy now grin


    EXACTLY!!!!  THAT'S WHERE 99% OF MY EMBARRASSING MOMENTS CAME FROM, THE GREAT THING IS WE NEVER REMEMBER WHEN WE DO CRAZY CHIT WHEN WE ARE DRUNK, SO WE CAN STILL DENY IT!! HEHE
  • I couldn't sleep, every time i closed my eyes, i had this image
    of her chewing shrimp tails, and another with him yelling
    "what did you do with your tails?".. and i would just bust out laughing
    I need a drink now!

  • LOL!!! Me too girl and it ain't even NOON yet!!! hehe
  • hey nal, don't feel bad for eating the tails on the shrimp....my mother is from vietnam and when she eats shrimp, she eats the whole thing...i mean the tail, shell, head and legs....ALL OF IT! And according to her that's normal.....oh and for the record i to will eat it like that once in a blue moon depending on how it's cooked....but not very often.......while i'm on the subject of gross eats....she also eats duck eggs......with real dead baby ducks inside........PUKE..........that i don't even consider trying, well i take that back, i did ask to taste it when i was about 7, but as soon as she put the spoon into the ducks head and got me a spoonful of baby duck brains i threw up in my mouth and ran away crying!!!!!!


  • I couldn't sleep, every time i closed my eyes, i had this image
    of her chewing shrimp tails, and another with him yelling
    "what did you do with your tails?".. and i would just bust out laughing
    I need a drink now!


    zip it zippy...you have me laughing so bad again, i am going to pee my pants..

  • hey nal, don't feel bad for eating the tails on the shrimp....my mother is from vietnam and when she eats shrimp, she eats the whole thing...i mean the tail, shell, head and legs....ALL OF IT! And according to her that's normal.....oh and for the record i to will eat it like that once in a blue moon depending on how it's cooked....but not very often.......while i'm on the subject of gross eats....she also eats duck eggs......with real dead baby ducks inside........PUKE..........that i don't even consider trying, well i take that back, i did ask to taste it when i was about 7, but as soon as she put the spoon into the ducks head and got me a spoonful of baby duck brains i threw up in my mouth and ran away crying!!!!!!


    satan..i am way beyond feeling bad!  grin grin grin i have drank to much...seen to much..ate to much tail..hahahaha grin grin grin

    but really...mine was BAKED STUFFED!!!!  i bet your moms was boiled.  mine was like PLASTIC!
    But duck brains..yuk!
  • LMAO @ "ATE TO MUCH TAIL...."

  • hehehe..i was seeing if anyone was awake!  grin

  •     Okay, I got a funny story that qualifies as embarrassing....

    One day I am talking to my sister on the phone...The call waiting beeps in so I click over..."Hello?"  "Good Morning...I'd like you to know that the warranty on your vehicle has expired." (I drive a 10 year old car and it hasn't been under warrenty for many moons)
            I explain this to the woman, and she proceeds to go on that I can still get a warranty on my vehicle regardless of the age of my car.  I explain to her I am not interested but she continues. " What type of car do you own Ma'am?"  I am still trying to be nice at this point to her, and all the while my Sister is still on hold on the other line. After going back and forth with the woman about me not being interested, I finally realized the only way I was going to get this woman off the phone was to simply hang up on her. 
              "Thank you but no thank you!!"
        I click the button to get back to my sister....
    Unknown to me my Sister had already hung up so when I clicked the button all it did was leave me connected to the woman trying to sell me a car warranty.
     
            "Da** telemarketers!!" I say flustered.
        I am thinking I am talking to my Sister, when all along it is still the telmarketer.
              "Excuse me?" she says

    When I realize what has happened and that I am still on the phone with the telemarketer, and not my Sister who was the person I thought I was talking  to I was just a we bit embarrassed to say the least.
            After my initial shock was over I said "Oh sorry, I thought I was talking to someone else."
              She called  me a name I can't repeat here, HAHAHAH, and then she loudly hung up on me.
                        I suppose that was more than fair.......

          This memory still makes me laugh. cheesy

    Lesson: When using call waiting, make sure you know which line your talking to before you open your mouth.
             

             

  • Dont be too embarrassed on the call Pmm. The "Car Warranty" tele market thing is a scam of the nth degree. There are currently about 11 lawsuits brought by various states regarding not only their calling practices, ignoring do not call listings etc, but their "offer" in itself is also fraudulant and costly.

    While I was in NYC I used to recieve a call about three times a week on my company cell phone... after the first two, where they refused to tell me which vehicle they were discussing
    (Your vehicles warranty is about to expire.

    "Which one?"

    We do not have that information.

    "then how do you know it is set to expire?"

    Our records indicate your vehicle's registration is about to expire.

    "Yes ma'am you said that, to which I asked which vehicle as I have 11 on the road at this time... so if you have a record there, it should say which of my vehicles it is regarding".

    We do not have that information at this time.)

    Trust me when I say I have used my own unprintable words to inform them to stop bothering me.

  • WOW...Jim.......11 vehicles.....what in the world do you do with them all!!!!!!!

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  • oh that's so funny pam..if it was me i probably would have said something a lot worse!

    AND i would have hung up on my sister too..shes always making fun of me for not knowing how to operate my phone grin

    funny!

  • Hiya Members,

    I just have to share my experience with my baby girl Hazel. She love to get in mischief in the yard as much as possible. Always clearing the yard of any birds, squirrels and critters before i hit the first step outside.

    One day i was sitting on my porch in the front yard...talking on the phone. I smelled the most foul odor....looking around i see nothing. Over to the porch comes Hazel staggering like she is drunk. In a panic i hang up and she is just about keeled over!

    She got sprayed by a skunk! Omgggggg that is not a pretty site. Having never experienced this before i don't know what to do. My little pumpkin was so over taken by the smell she could hardly stand on all four legs. I immediately call the emergency vet and explain my plight. A concoction of dish soap and baking powder ..etc.. will do the job.

    I had to run to Walgreen's at 11pm at nite to find the ingredients. As i walk in thru the front door...two girls pass me...one says to the other....Yuck i smell a skunk! Omg...i begin to realize the scent rubbed off on me as i try to calm her down.

    Hurrying as fast as i can, practically running down aisles...i head for the cashier. The line behind me starts to make comments....i smell a skunk....the smell is terrible....who is it. Wanting to die right then in there, i turn to the peeps behind me and confess. I am the skunk! Explaining what happened....the peeps cracked up....as for me...i was as red as a tomato.

    Lips

  • Oh Lips:
        That is halarious!!!! ROFL!!!

          Thanks for sharing that!!!

  • OKay, this is embarressing, and it's something i'll never forget..

    Me and a friend went to the park, we just found a nice spot
    in the middle of the park, sat down to just kick-back..
    Now she breaks out a joint.. all happy, we light it and begin to
    enjoy that other world, laughing and talkin about what if's..
    and umm.. laughing at other people and how they look and things
    they were doing, we got into a laughin fit.. one of those fits
    where if you just look at each other laughing, you laugh harder
    can't even catch your breath..
    Well at that moment, i had to use the potty.. and it was so bad
    that kind were it's so bad that you have to stick your hand down
    there and hold it and try and make it, i'm thinking, i'm not stickin my hand
    down there in the middle of this park people will definetly
    think something of me, and oh my god the potty was waaaay over there..
    Barely able to stand up as i did, i begin to walk over to the potty, determined to not stick my hand down there, i crossed my legs and
    began doing this crossed legs-bent over type hop to the restroom..
    My friend is yelling, VIV stop it, and she's laughin at me, saying Viv stop it
    you're embarressing me, and i'm trying to still hold this in without the
    hand of relief because i didn't want to embarress myself, and time just seemed to be going ooooh so slow, all of a sudden
    she yells, VIV OOOOOOO YOU LOOK FUNNY!!.. and the image of
    how i must have looked flashed into my high mind, this retarded gotta go  real bad restroom walk/run through the middle of this part with 100's
    of people around, i just dropped to the grass and wet on myself, drowned with laughter, laying there.. people asking if i need an ambulance, my friend saying no she's okay.. she looks down at me and says.. "you almost made it"
    I will from that moment on if i ever have to go that bad again..
    I will grab'n hold it, walk calmly and normally to the restroom, no wait.. i'll run!

  • id be happy to share, but dont know with all cencor going on, might be a few XXX blips then... ill ask firt if that would be ok

  • Lol Mondobiz, i just posted MY most embaressing moment
    and kept it as clean as i could, use your Imagination..lol


  • OKay, this is embarressing, and it's something i'll never forget..

    Me and a friend went to the park, we just found a nice spot
    in the middle of the park, sat down to just kick-back..
    Now she breaks out a joint.. all happy, we light it and begin to
    enjoy that other world, laughing and talkin about what if's..
    and umm.. laughing at other people and how they look and things
    they were doing, we got into a laughin fit.. one of those fits
    where if you just look at each other laughing, you laugh harder
    can't even catch your breath..
    Well at that moment, i had to use the potty.. and it was so bad
    that kind were it's so bad that you have to stick your hand down
    there and hold it and try and make it, i'm thinking, i'm not stickin my hand
    down there in the middle of this park people will definetly
    think something of me, and oh my god the potty was waaaay over there..
    Barely able to stand up as i did, i begin to walk over to the potty, determined to not stick my hand down there, i crossed my legs and
    began doing this crossed legs-bent over type hop to the restroom..
    My friend is yelling, VIV stop it, and she's laughin at me, saying Viv stop it
    you're embarressing me, and i'm trying to still hold this in without the
    hand of relief because i didn't want to embarress myself, and time just seemed to be going ooooh so slow, all of a sudden
    she yells, VIV OOOOOOO YOU LOOK FUNNY!!.. and the image of
    how i must have looked flashed into my high mind, this retarded gotta go  real bad restroom walk/run through the middle of this part with 100's
    of people around, i just dropped to the grass and wet on myself, drowned with laughter, laying there.. people asking if i need an ambulance, my friend saying no she's okay.. she looks down at me and says.. "you almost made it"
    I will from that moment on if i ever have to go that bad again..
    I will grab'n hold it, walk calmly and normally to the restroom, no wait.. i'll run!


    you are too funny..you almost made me go right here!! smiley
  • Lol Nal... GRAB n HOLD!

  • You crack me up..I think a few of us funny ones ought to go out drinking some night.

    I was cruising down the highway this afternoon, and thinking about you post, and started laughing...can't believe you even put that in there grin

    and I thought my eating tail was bad  grin

  • Well, it's the most embaressing thing to ever have happen in public
    and im telling you, you will try to do anything to not embaress yourself
    but end up doing worse then what you should of just done lmaooooo

    And to top it off.. girl i was high (no i don't do that anymore)
    The image of it just cracks me up and how i must have looked
    but being high.. i'm think ain;t no one gonna notice this lil' gangstah
    walk LOOOOL...

  • Taking the blame, but not purposely is another embarressing thing
    to have happen..

    I worked 3 years at a major grocery store here in vegas, i did make it to
    the front end supervisory level, which is in charge of the cashiers and front
    end area of the store, every now and then i would have to open
    a cashier lane being so busy, and we didn't like more then 3 people in
    line.

    I turned on the light, this man came running to my register, he had
    bottle of Pepto and Mylanta, and a few other items, layed them on the belt
    and i grab and scan, as i do this, i ask.. "how are you today sir?" before
    i can get to the "you" this horrible smell came across, it was so bad
    i felt like i was going to pass out, i got the feeling as though i was
    choking, undercover coughing to clear myself and trying to speak,
    just lost my voice, and i stuttered, the smell was really bad..
    keeping composure, and not let him know i know what he did,
    the poor man was embaressed beyond all,
    his face was red as beets, and all i wanted to do was grab my nose before
    it ran off my face (thats an instinct with smells), and blurt out..
    "laaaaawwwdy have mercyyyyy" "jeeeeeeezuuuuss help"..
    I didn't, i bagged his items he was out the door, just as soon as he walked away.. here comes another customer.
    Now im standing here half passed out, choking wanting air, tears in my eyes
    and the customer puts their stuff, and begins making this "eeeeew" face at me,
    i swear the smell was like a wall, it just wouldn't leave, no where to turn your face for air.. again keeping my composure, nicely i say...
    How are you today, and they just stare at me with this.. eeeeeew looking face,
    lips all perched, eyes all squinted, face turned to the side, standing back away from me
    I couldn't even take a deep breath to sigh it out, i just wanted to say
    with this face about to cry.. "I didn't do it".. then suddenly and secretly
    in my mind i said to the customer, "you smelt it you dealt it" and i started giggling.. as they walked off!
    Ahahahaaaa.. I didn't do it... grin

  • that was pretty funny....although I have never understood what's so embarrassing or funny about farts...everyone does it, and it smells like shit no matter who's butt it comes from, we all [me included] laugh or cringe when someone lets one out, but when we do it ourselve's it's no longer a stinky fart, but more like ohhh i have gas lol...Hey ladies...ever notice in the beginning of a relationship that you never hear or smell a fart from your new man....but the minute that first one slips and your still around.....all of a sudden he's a farting machine?? After seeing how much they fart all the time, i've always pondered what in the hell they did with it earlier, because apprently they can't hold it for 2 hours, [hell, I dont think they can hold it in for 2 mins.] and I never noticed frequent trips to the bathroom or anything.......hey guys if you have an explanation for this, do tell...i'm dying to know!!!! shocked

  • ill share one. when i was about 16-17 a GF i was madly inlove with. it was my graduation night, i slept at her place, lets say we h.ad THE greatest night. but at breakfast. her lill brother 8 yars old, dropped at the table: i saw *** and mondo f***. thats sitting with family for breakfast he first time.

  • Mondo laugh_out_loud!

    I can only imagine the look on everyones face..
    and how quiet the room got!  grin


  • ill share one. when i was about 16-17 a GF i was madly inlove with. it was my graduation night, i slept at her place, lets say we h.ad THE greatest night. but at breakfast. her lill brother 8 yars old, dropped at the table: i saw *** and mondo f***. thats sitting with family for breakfast he first time.

    Mondo......and all this time i thought you were this sweet innocent thang........too cute!!!
  • Hey Satans...we can hold it for 2 hours, it's not the most pleasant thing to do, thats why when we notice your still around after that first once, we then feel there is no need to hide it anymore tongue

  • 13oclock... i think it's about time you post YOUR most embaressing moment cheesy Inquiring minds want to know!

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