Phobias!

OH HEAVEN HELP ME....CENTIPEDES!!!!! Once I saw one that had to be 2 inches long {{{Shudder}}} crawl under my chaise lounge, which before that WAS my favorite seat in the house, after that I barely sat in it, the thought of that thing getting on me was unbearable, dammit I loved that chair!!

OMG

HAHAHAH.

Listen to this.

When I first met my husband we rented a hotel room downtown in vegas, ..Well we did our thing and whatnot... we fell asleep, and woke up the next morning, ahem, and got ready to leave, so I pulled up the blanket to make sure we weren't leaving anything...and OMGGGGGGG

THERE WAS A HUGE ROACH ON IT'S BACK IN THE BED!!!!!!!! UGH.

It was probably there the entire night..I wanna throw up thinking about it. We told the front desk when we were checking out, and it was a common thing around there I guess, because she didn't seem surprised.

Well at least the roach got a free show...dammit.


:-*

Oh gawd Mommy EWWWWW ACKKK One time I had something similar happen to me, we have a lot of Earwigs around here in the summer (if the name isnt gross enough, they look sort of like a cross between a roach and a lightning bug but with claw like thing on its butt) I woke up and pulled the sheets to make the bed and there was one lying where my feet had just been and I just freaked out....why why why?!!

Earwigs are hella scary looking buggers!

We call them ass pinchers

I just threw up a little



:-*

Gee thanks Ishin for the GINORMOUS pic of the fuggliest thing I have ever seen,I thought the small one I saw was gross but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,then there had to go and be GIANT ones!!!!  GREAT JUST FREAKIN GREAT!!
GAAAACK
LMAOO I am sitting here shuddering and laughing at the same time thinking about you guys throwing twigs and shoes at bugs,whenever I see a spider I grab a can of hairspray and empty half a can on it while screaming at the top of my lungs, and I just now realized how damn crazy I must have looked to anyone watching...LOLOLOL
We are all hilarious!

I have an irrational fear of ..... umbrellas........back in 3rd grade I was walking 2 the school-bus stop, it was pouring down rain & wind was really blowing hard...next thing ya know, my umbrella blows inside out & I'm lookin' like an idiot tryin' 2 control the thing.... all the kids @ the bus stop were laughing & pointing & making fun of me....... 2 this day, I REFUSE 2 use an umbrella....I'd much rather get soaked .....that memory just wigs me out.....