Random Questions...

OoOoooOo.. a rich, handsome or pretty, sweet, adoring, unlimited personal slave of a he or she just fell into your lap... what evil could you, would you.. do to them or have them do to render services they promise without limitations.... i'm wondering... >:D 

You know i LOVE the pine-sol commercials.. i think i'd start with him cleaning my house.. ~NAKED~ do the yard too.. LMAO..

LOL~! I need to get that thought OUT of my head.. Get Out.. that is such a "stiffy" type answer.. im so naughty.. wait.. YOU'RE the naughty one..

Lmaooooo  What's wrong with being naughty? The world would be a boring place without it. I second the 'cleaning house' naked or not....

Hey imagin! Missed ya girl!

Now, as for your question.... As long as he's not wearing a mankini, he can do anything. Cook, clean, shop and pour my champagne. Nothing worse to me than a man in a thong or a mankini.



or ahhhhhhhh 

LMAO FROGGY!.. i'd rather look at a girl in a mankini then a guy in one lmao.. im with you NO mankinis, thats kind of along the lines of speedo, when i think of speedo i think of a sweaty richard simmons in shiney striped torquiose colors..ack...

if anything..silk boxers or something, a shimmery jiggle..something that flaps and waves in the wind..

a fully fueled zippo lighter

My bicycle.

Great answers guys and well thought out because there would still be limitations with just one item. Cell would do no good without a signal and nor electronics with no electricity.

No more rubbing sticks together and the bike would be great before the wheel was invented!

I would bring photographs of the here and now.

Lips

I think a solar powered calculator - that would amaze them I'm sure.

No need for batteries or any other external stuff except the sun.

blue

roller blades

hmm.. let me think.. blues idea ofa calculator is very very real~! thats excellent, because i'd say mathematics, how about a pen and paper.. i can imagine their faces at not having to chisel on rock!

Back to the cleaning wish... My husband does laundry and cleans the house, often. 

I spend about 8 hours cleaning and one day I asked him to do the master bath.  I went in an hour later and he had the step ladder in the bathroom, had removed every light fixture to scrub and windex them.  Removed the blades from the ceiling fan in bedroom and cleaned all those. 

He had the nerve to say I 'surfaced cleaned'.  Really?  *mad face*  Who has time to do ALL that every time you clean?

To prove a point, I wet a Q-tip and rubbed in around every surface of the bathroom, cabinets included.  It was clean...not a spec. OY!

About taking something back in time... Love all the answers.  Can't think of any better.  Maybe a bag of chips or some other snack food.

There is the all-time unanswered question.. but i really would like to hear some of the answers from members as to their own theory..

What came first.. the chicken or the egg?

For me i am stumped, it is a mystery.. but here's my quick short theory..

I beleive an egg cam twirling from the sky, hit earth, tumbled and rolled, cracked open and out popped a hen.. now hen was all dizzy from her dramatic experience, rubbing her head wondering where she was.. along came a strutting rooster, he eyed the hen.. said "ooo weee momma you looking mighty fine this afternoon, how about you come take a ride with me in my "chicken ship" (hence where afternoon delight and having eggs benefit er.. benedict for lunch came from).. anyways hen not in her right mind fell hypnotized gave in to his seduction a few days later she laid an egg, exhausted from rooster she sat on it to rest.. and wella the chicken was hatched

so my theory.. the egg, then came chicken

actualy, there is a very concise answer; it isn't really a conundrum at all:

when you say chicken or the egg, well, it's egg, as reptiles have been laying eggs long before there ever were chickens

if you mean the chicken or the chicken egg, from an evolutionary standpoint..it's the chicken....the first point at which it 'became' what is known a chicken was when the chicken hatched and grew into a chicken as the egg was chicken in potentia from what was not yet what we determined a chicken; you'd require the first chicken in order to lay the first chicken egg.

from a biblical standpoint, it's still chicken as God was said to create the animals, not the eggs.


and now you know ;

I have to chime in here... I love your theory imagin.ation! I have to go with the chicken though.

If I accept the concept that god made the world and then populated it, he would have made a chicken (and a rooster to boot) that could lay eggs to populate the worlds barnyards... I mean that's how he did it with Adam and Eve... he did not make an embryo... he made man and woman that would go forth and multiply and so populate the world.

Or did he?  ;)

katt

(dtsweet was typing while I was and I think we agree)

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