Report from Atlantic City!

Hello, LCB family!  I had a great week in Atlantic City. 

I played the numbers you all supplied and hit pretty big on about half of them.  3 was the BIGGEST.  Dang!

My biggest winning streak was craps....turned $200 into over $3000 at a very hot table.

I stayed at Bally's (My least favorite) and it was an unruly zoo!  Every night security was carting people off the property.  At the BJ table, a drunk man two people away from me suddenly diarrhea-ed all over himself...what a bio hazard!  It shut things down fast.  And speaking, of bodily functions, on the elevator a woman who kept saying "I gotta go bad!" actually let loose and urinated all over the floor. What a drunken tart!

I had my usual unseemly, sinful black-chip action.  And was able to keep my experience highly multcultural.  My, my....I am so open minded.  Here's to the blessing of globalization!  (Don't worry, no details here, but the usual LCB members are free to private-message me for details as usual!)

I did have a rather bad, embarrassing incident.  At Caesars I was feeling in my pocket for some chips I won and, while certainly effected by the two Godfathers I just drank, slipped and tumbled down the rest of the escalator.  I hit pretty hard.  I was not knocked out, but was dazed.  The next thing I remember was a delightful woman with wonderful cleavage bending over me asking if I was okay.  Wow....I felt no pain!  I swear, I got the biggest urge to nurse right then and there!  Security came running.  I was okay.  But had to spend the rest of my time in AC going around with a big, stupid looking goose egg on my forehead!  What a dork!

All and all, just good, fun, relaxing "therapy" for the Mind Doc!

Sounds like a good time apart from the obvious bits.

Glad you enjoyed it and that you had some luck at the tables.

Welcome back.

blue

"The next thing I remember was a delightful woman with wonderful cleavage bending over me asking if I was okay.  Wow....I felt no pain!  I swear, I got the biggest urge to nurse right then and there!"

I am surprised that your "Lift Equipment" didn't help you up either.

Welcome back, happy to see you re safely home, doc.

Glad to hear you had a blast except for a few not so fun episodes but hey, that's what the vacation is all about,right!
Congrats. your win.

lol, genenco, maybe with the fall, and the shock of the gal bending over him, the hydraulics temporarly broke down

Sorry about the fall Doc, you're taking it well.  Come back safely. 

lips....good point!  Or a middle aged guy who has developed "man boobs!"  I did feel like a stupid ass, though.

lolol, lips

chilly......poetic justice?  Sure....the Almighty may have been whacking me a bit for my sins.  But, if it was REALLY an atonement for my sins, the appropriate response would have been for the Lord to drop me down an empty elevator shaft! 

So....I just chalk this up to too much drink and not paying attention!

And.....the goose egg on my forehead is now a giant bruise.  I look like I have the mother of all birth marks on my forehead.

I know that feeling...I once followed the band from the bar over to an after hours party, was walking through a garage and tripped and fell flat on my face.  Busted my nose, bled all over the place, had to go to work the next day looking like I got beat up.  Ah, the good old days...not!  Jagermeister!  Giver and taker of a good buzz...