Rev. Denise, packing up for mission trip, leave tomorrow!

Tonight we met at the church to load our bags and supplies on the bus to head off to the airport tomorrow for Costa Rica.  We will be repairing an orphanage and school in El Peje.

This has been my fantasy come true, simply read my previous posts on Rev. Denise and you will understand why I am consumed with foolish desire.  I have longed to be in the jungle with Denise and the news of sharing a hut with her (and ALAS with the Large Woman and the Bible Thumper!) has gotten me even more excited!  I am bound for the Promised Land! 

We had some orientation and a devotional by Rev. Denise.  As usual, it was inspired!  Trust me folks, I am perfectly fine if we discover God is female!  Then we went to packing.  Denise, the Large Woman and I were assigned to pack the medical supplies.  What a complete sterotypical overweight woman she is!  She weezed and made a "scritching" sound as her polyester warm-up suit rubbed together between her thighs!  She then asked Denise if we would be able to get ice cream in Costa Rica!  (Yeah, right!  We can plug the freezer into the bananna tree!!!)  However, Denise is her most eloquent and diplomatic way assured Large Woman that there would be special treats along the way.  My, my....good job, Denise!

Oddly, her husband named Becker (Yes, yes....rhymes with P....r)  showed up to "help" after everone was done.  He looks like an older version of the Sean Penn's character from Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Jeff Spicoli.  He had a large scabbed over pimple on the tip of his nose.  My gosh!  What does Denise see in this guy????  It is a case of opposites attracting OR well.......ladies, use your imagination here!

As Denise was bending over to pick up some items, I noticed the outline of her panties...she was wearing a very classy skirt.  Now, these were not a thong, but hardly grandma panties.  They were perfect, and obviously held her work-of-art posterior in the best of ways.  THEN, as I was drinking in this magnificent sight, she suddenly turned around and caught my eyes looking down!  Have mercy!  She had caught me checking her out!  But........she simply gave me a little smile and resumed her work.  Unfortunately, my trance and spell was broken when Becker tripped over the water coolers.  What a MEAT he is!

Anyway, my dear LCB friends....I leave tomorrow.  I shall return in 9 days.  Wish me well.

Peace to you all!  My the Casinos bless you!

Best of luck Doc.  Be good!

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LMAO... you guys are CRAZY!!! 13oclock thats very creative!!

PEANUTS!!! she said PEANUTS!!! ...lol