SENIOR TEXTING CODES

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  • CURTSONLYLOVE1
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    • CURTSONLYLOVE1
    • at Dec 17, 10, 10:43:03 AM
    • United States Hero Member 818
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    Thanks from:

    Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a
    STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.

    ATD: At The Doctor's
    BFF: Best Friend Farted
    BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
    BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
    CBM: Covered By Medicare
    CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
    DWI: Driving While Incontinent
    FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
    FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
    FYI: Found Your Insulin
    GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
    GHA: Got Heartburn Again
    HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
    IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
    LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
    LOL: Living On Lipitor
    LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
    OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
    OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
    ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
    SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
    TTYL: Talk To You Louder
    WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
    WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
    WTP: Where's The Prunes?
    WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
    GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

  • LhasaLover
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    • LhasaLover
    • at Dec 17, 10, 10:45:57 AM
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    • last active 9 years ago

    OMG - this is too funny!  My 73 yr old mother texts WAYYYYYYY more than I do, and I always have everyone laughing at it.  I'm sending her this list!

  • CURTSONLYLOVE1
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    • CURTSONLYLOVE1
    • at Dec 17, 10, 10:53:56 AM
    • United States Hero Member 818
    • last active 6 years ago

    Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a
    STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.

    LOL SO FUNNY

    ATD: At The Doctor's
    BFF: Best Friend Farted
    BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
    BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
    CBM: Covered By Medicare
    CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
    DWI: Driving While Incontinent
    FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
    FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
    FYI: Found Your Insulin
    GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
    GHA: Got Heartburn Again
    HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
    IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
    LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
    LOL: Living On Lipitor
    LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
    OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
    OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
    ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
    SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
    TTYL: Talk To You Louder
    WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
    WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
    WTP: Where's The Prunes?
    WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
    GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

  • blueday
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    • blueday
    • at Dec 17, 10, 11:54:48 AM
    • United Kingdom Almighty Member 37999
    • last active 4 years ago

    That's hilarious Curtsonlylove.  Thank you for brightening a dull cold day..

    blue

  • Imagin.ation
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    • Imagin.ation
    • at Dec 17, 10, 12:04:22 PM
    • United States Superstar Member 5026
    • last active 7 years ago

    LMAO Curtsonlylove!!!

    Those are so neat, i LOVE FWIW .. thats a good one!!

  • wmmeden
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    • wmmeden
    • at Dec 17, 10, 01:33:17 PM
    • United States Super Hero 1204
    • last active 7 months ago

    Man, this one made my LSHIPM

    (Laughed So Hard I Peed Myself)

  • CURTSONLYLOVE1
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    • CURTSONLYLOVE1
    • at Dec 17, 10, 03:55:40 PM
    • United States Hero Member 818
    • last active 6 years ago

    ty dlad u liked them

  • genenco
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    • genenco
    • at Dec 19, 10, 12:47:33 AM
    • United States Mighty Member 3032
    • last active 7 years ago

    Heh!! I think those are neat and I'll try and remember them in 5-9 years...If I live that long! smiley

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