Senseless Survey Questions - Hope to give someone a laugh

If you want , you can add some too, just something things I thought of, that could have a yes and no answer at the same time and leave you wondering at times

PSSSST:   I Dont mean to offend anyone...

1. If a prostitute gets pregnant, is it considered a work related accident?

2. If you download movies illegally in Jamaica, would that make you a pirate of the Caribbean?

3. Do believe God gave us shins so we can find furniture in the dark?

4. Have you ever been so poor that you zoomed in fast on Google earth to experience sky diving?

5.How weird is it that when we young, they tell us not to get into a car with strangers, but now we have apps to request the experience and give our location to streamline the process?

6. Don't you think CTRL + Z would be a good brand name for the morning after pill?

7. If Bars can say no to drunk people, why cant Mcdonalds say no to fat people?

8. If your son becomes a priest, would you call him father?

9. True or False - The closer you are to running out of Toilet paper, the better you are at Origami?

10. If ghost walk through walls, why dont they fall through the floor?

11. If a book about failures does not sell, is it considered a success?

If abortion is murder, does that make condoms kidnappers?

lol some of them are so funny but make sence. lol

If Jack helped you off your horse, would you help jack off his horse?

Most are hilarious but is this just a clever way of posting to earn more lcb $$ ?  If so, well done, and bringing laughter to members is a nice gesture too. Keep up the good work peeps 

If a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing?

Dear Fiekie247,

Why you are so hard. I read your all point really you make everyone laugh but I am sure everyone gets a lot of information from your great great great points.

Thanks for of this.

Ohh ... I used to have a collection of these ... I should look for it. In the meantime:

Do you think spaghetti is a finger food?

Do you salivate at the site of mittens?

Why do most accidents happen within five miles of home?

How do they ship styrofoam?

7. Just like the law prohibits people who are too thin from walking, it does not prohibit people who are too fat from walking, if they can walk. Fat people make the world a better place.
Note: I created this image with my AI.