Sing to The Pickle..

This is funny... Start with the month you were born... use the words beside it to start your sentence.. then pick the day and add those words.. then the color of your shirt for today.. put the sentence together...

Pick the month you were born: 

January---I kicked
February--I loved
March-----I karate chopped
April ------I licked
May-------I jumped on
June-------I smelled
July-------I did the Macarena With
August-----I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October-----I sang to
November---I yelled at
December---I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm crazy..
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange  --------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can..
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Now type out the sentence you made...what you get stuck with..... ??

Mine is...

I sang to a pickle because i'm cool like that

Lmao... where my pickle 

All for the fun..!!

i sang to my mobile phone...cuz thas how I rollz! 
haha

I had lunch with my mobile phone because i'm cool like that.

LOL


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I had lunch with a ninja because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars...

LMAO... i just did my friend who is here visiting me

I licked my dog because I'm sexy and I do what I want

hahaha

Oh I love mine...

I had lunch with a goat because the voices told me to. Ha ha ha...

Here is mine for today

I had lunch with my mobile phone because Big Bird said to, and he's my leader.


LMAO


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LOL yup...he's reallll coo

LMAO


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I yelled at my sister because I'm crazy 

I would prefer to sing to the pickle though.

blue

LMAO Blue and Imagin.


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hahahhahahah..

limp pickles are coo too!!

lmaooooooo

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ahahhahahah NAN...I love ya


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My husbands is

I ran over my mobile phone because i'm cool like that.


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OH MY! I just had a visual of a limp pickle!


ahahahh


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Lmao~

I think I finally got it!!!

La La La La.....

My gherkin is a perkin'


LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

My sons is

I licked a noodle because i'm sexy, and I do what I want to do.

ahahahah

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My niece's

I karate chopped a stuffed animal because I think I need some serious help.


p.s. LMAO @ La La La and then see'n that perkie pickle!! I'm crying over here...

hahahhahahahha

I'm glad someone is laughing with me!!


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Man i was searching for the worlds largest pickle.. it showed me pictures of the worlds largest camel toe    That was a big one too.. 

I signed my name across my pickle...

ahahha camel toe...

???

Nice pic of a pickle if I may say so..

lmao...you signed your pickle...


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I smelled Chuck Norris because I think I need some serious help.

If I had a blush face I'd use it.

BTW When Chuck Norris crosses the street, CARS look both ways!!