Stupid Laws: Fines for poor aim in public urinals!

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  • Officials in Shenzhen, which is a big city in China, will fine public toilet users 100 yuan (that's around 16 dollars) if they are deemed to have failed to urinate accurately in city facilities.

    The law will come into force next month but it fails to clarify who exactly will enforce the new rules. Maybe there will be an inspector looking above the urinating man's shoulder to judge his aim!?!? Maybe they will show marks at the end of the performance, like the judges in figure skating? smiley

    A city government official said the new regulation was designed to curb the "uncouth use of a public toilet". Great thinking laugh_out_loud

  • LOL that is crazy and surely unenforceable.  What if the guy before "missed" and the guy that walks in afterwards gets done for it...I can't see it working.  Now I'm thinking about what I'm writing and it just seems so crazy laugh_out_loud LMAO.

  • All this is quite hilarious. But seriously, I have seen public toilets in the past in such condition that it looked like hell itself opened under me, and I even had to pay for them! Something surely needs to be done, but I dont believe this is the way smiley

  • They should start having monthly awards for the "best" and "worst" aimer  exclamation

    Toilets should also be "drop" sensitive, where alarms and lights start going off. That will make guys be more careful next time instead of getting the embarrassment of their life cheesy


  • They should start having monthly awards for the "best" and "worst" aimer  exclamation

    Toilets should also be "drop" sensitive, where alarms and lights start going off. That will make guys be more careful next time instead of getting the embarrassment of their life cheesy


    LOL laugh_out_loud  LMAO@ "drop" sensitive
  • This is really funny. I'm only waiting now to see how they are going to enforce that. law. Who knows, perhaps people will be more careful now. laugh_out_loud

  • Toilets should also be "drop" sensitive, where alarms and lights start going off. That will make guys be more careful next time instead of getting the embarrassment of their life


    Believe it or not, the worse toilet I saw in my entire life was actually a womens toilet in one nightclub, in which I pretty drunk entered by mistake. cheesy
  • Wow, if there is a Aim Inspector, that would rank really high on the list of crappy jobs. Along with those guys who are in charge of the sumo wrestler ass wiping smiley

  • This is ridiculous. There are people on staff to clean toilets so if necessary hire more. Fining people is insane. Heck yeah it's rude to pee all over the toilet or not flush your business but fining something like this will be hard to do. The US has photo enforced traffic stops. You must stop on the line or the camera will capture your license plate and you will receive a lovely ticket in the mail. Maybe China intends something similar in the toilet with a sign that says "If we can see you, you're doing it wrong".

  • Haha, that's the funniest thing I've heard all day! I would hate to be the guy sitting in a bathroom all day enforcing the law!  laugh_out_loud laugh_out_loud

  • its all about  money  laugh_out_loud

  • Maybe they will install a huge wall-mirror behind the urinals, and have a special team behind it, just to inspect the accuracy.

  •           OMG exclamation  The Piss Police exclamation  What a way to raise tax revenue.    I think most people won't opt to fight it in court.....LMAO exclamation!

  • Piss Police laugh_out_loud

  • I wonder what the credentials would be for the Piss Police?!  laugh_out_loud

  • "Freeze, drop your... weapon..., I'm from the Piss Police! Keep your hands where I can see them!"

  • LOL

    Someone should make a parody on stupid laws from around the world. That would be hilarious.

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