TEN PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS

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'1'
Blaming your farts on me.....
not funny... not funny at all !

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'2'
Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A DAMN DOG

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'3'
Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

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'4'
Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!

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'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you're not home.

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'6'
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

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'7'
Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting
surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

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'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

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'9'
Dog sweaters. Hello
Haven't you noticed the fur?
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'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

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Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you?
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EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE

    Thought this was cute. Any dog owners out there I know can relate.

                                                               PMM

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Too cute Pam, I LOVE #10!!!!!!!! hehe

LMAO.  That's great Pam, really made me chuckle especially the first one.  I'm not a dog owner but I know a few and so many of them use that one. 

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Oh Lordy can I relate. But my cat would outdo the dogs when it came to the farts...Man she was bad.

I remember one time sleeping in a van with my dogs. The big one rolled over and fell off the bed. Next thing you know, he's on the other side shoving ME over.

"Damned if I'M gonna fall off the bed again!" I could almost him hear him think.

I just moved over, I loved him too much

Awww so true it is!! If only they could talk human lingo they would tell us a thing or two!!

Lips

  Too funny Gene!!