Things Men Should Never Say to Women

that your mother makes better dinners 

Never ask about how her hot girlfriends are doing... Lesson learned the hard way! 

Do i look fat in these jeans  correct answer is no  .

Speaking as a woman I hate it when a man says "where's my (      ). Like I'm the keeper and finder of all that he has misplaced.

You should never be honest while arguing women. They dont need to hear that, espectially not to come from your month.

never say to a woman that she is wrong because she'll spent the rest of her and your life to prove you that you are wrong :D 

This is a great thread but seriously folks,   what about the other way around? Are there  things a woman should probably NOT say to a man.  (Might be better as a separate thread).

I believe there is such topic already somewhere. I think Lips started it at the same time. Lips HELP! or was it Froggy?  

Never say to a woman " You look well "

What he means: "You are radiant "

What it includes: " You look absolutely awful " "You really have nothing special "

There was a thread i am certain of it! I just can't find it!!

The closest thing I could find was this fun topic...

What Really Attracts Women to Men

Sorry guys,  I thought there might have been one,  just wasn't sure.

I'd be more than happy to start a new thread if it isn't already there. 

Be my guest bongo. I'd love to read what you guys don't wanna hear from us.  

"Whats wrong?" You should not ask a woman that. It never ends up well. And "you remind me of my mother".

Can i fart :D

When you are in shopping with a woman don't tell her that this dress don't fit her well. Otherwise she will spend next 6 hours in trying all the dresses in the shop to see which one fits her the best :) 

All women are the same, they use you like a new clothes, and when they get bored, just throw you away :D

               It's not like I'm trying to take your virginity.... I just want the BOX it came in !

Start with: "Would you like to go shopping"

Follow up with: "...for a new weighing scale?"

End with: "...One that goes up to 300kgs"

my old man tells me i am nothing but a counter cleaner if he only new how much i did spoiled punk ol rose

Never answer a question with yes or no. You are always wrong. 

Never use another woman as an example for something.

Bare in mind that all questions are probably trick questions to see if you were paying attention.

Some things you just have to learn the hard way:   Example:   When they ask "what's on the TV?"   don't answer "Dust"  LMAO!!!

I think the last two are bad but the others are okay if its from someone you love and trust, I guess.

Do not use the word 'efficiant'/'inefficient' in any arguement.

Never threaten with leaving... it simply isnt a threat. They do not depend on you being there, we depend on them.

Never tell your lady-"My mother never did it that way". No matter what you are talking about, you will regret this statement. lol

My pet peeve with men is when they ask, "Why are you so crazy?" Like all women are crazy! lol Women are just much more in-tune with their feelings and emotions, therefore have a harder time expressing them, calmly. 

Just going to go simple here and say vulgar name calling in general. I won't go into specifics but I think we can all guess what I'm getting at. I think a man who's willing to call a woman, particularly his girlfriend/wife, something like that is far from a gentleman and it simply shows a lack of respect. I feel like this is the norm for so many people in relationships during arguments, but I'm not a fan. 

I think it depends on what or to whom you will say something to women because you say different things to your wife and you also say different things to your other women so i guess its just better to keep quiet because less talk is less mistake....LOL

What I believe should never be said goes like," You remind me of my ex-wife" I think this would throw your conversation off balance.

I think the most iconic phrase has been omitted - "Honey, that's not what you think!"

But yours is good too

When they ask  "what's on the television"  and you answer "dust".

   "No Honey, 160 is NOT the new 130".  

It is scientifically proven that the brains of men and women are connected differently. No wonder then that certain phrases spoken by men are interpreted in a totally different way by women.

That certainly would explain a lot,  LMAO!!

How would you like a new pair of irish sunglasses?

Never say to a lady do YOU WONT A FLAKE IN THAT

I would not recommend saying this to a woman “I’ve had better.” It’s quite obvious that you should’nt but if you don’t believe me check out this short clip on youtube from the movie Liar Liar starring Jim Carrey.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tvYyrcvBPXM

I’m not sure if I posted this video clip properly but when I click on the link it works for me. If I didn’t post it properly please give me advice on how to do it. Thanks.

- You wouldn't understand.

- My mom makes it better.

- Calm down.

- What have you been doing all day?

Do not call her with your ex girlfriend's name. Done that, not recommended. It just came from my mouth and 0.000001 secs later I realized, oh sh*t

Just for an experiment, i`ll say something from your list to my gf. Let`s see whats goona happen, i love risk to the end)

i think a man should never say "ill call you later" then never do. lol

Did anyone add "I do" to this list?

In my experience, it was the absolute worst thing I ever said to a woman.. ;-)

That’s pretty good for a woman

Did you wash your hair ? Never EVER EVER EVER Say that to your girlfriend or wife trust me

      Hello everyone!It's a Very funny topic of discussion). But I think you just don't like the woman you're together with .Because when you love someone, you will never tell him any nonsense or blash)Woman can say nasty things a man, men have a lot of weaknesses too)))But women are more tolerant then men)))It's my opinion)

Not a very good idea to tell I am afraid you are wrong ,I don’t think so ,No way. Most likely will be cry Either way. ... Love is not about who you live with. It's about who you can't live without.

Never say you know a woman is gonna say something smart when she starts with : "My husand said ......."

Muhahahahahahaha!

Haha this might be the best post on this site. I’m gonna tell my wife a handful of these tomorrow although I’m sure it will come with a sla

Never say that she looks like men.