Things that make us go BOING!!!

Hiya Members,

We all have triggers where our usual mellow selves go BOING!!!!!!!! Coasting along through the day...whistling, singing and giggling. But when the trigger hits it can make ya turn into sour grapes in 5.2 seconds!

Stealing MY parking spot can really pull my trigger! The other day i had to take a friend to the doctor. The park lot was full as usual with hardly a place to park. As I'm cruising the parking lot.....lo and behold...it was like a mirage......the most beautiful sight to behold......a park space right up front and center!

As i am about to pull in the spot a car comes from the other way and speeds up like a nascar racer.....turning into the spot..practically on her two left tires and takes MY parking spot. Mind you i had on my turning signal and she KNEW i was gonna take it!

My brain goes "BOING" as she gets out of the car and to top it off has that gallop kinda of walk. She won't even DARE look at me. The thoughts that went through my head....i wanna key her car....i wanna flatten her tires..i hope she trips on the way in! My impulse was to roll down my window and call her every conceivable name in the book.....but i didn't....and of course i didn't touch her car.

It just really felt good to have such bad girl thoughts....lmao! What really really irks you and trips your trigger?

Lips

LOL...when i say this i believe i say this for the rest of the guys....when i read your subject line...my idea of BOING is not quite the same as yours...

I was going to quickly reply with my answer - 1) a post w/pic from lips

but then i read your post...and well...i don't boing like u do...and u sure don't boing like i do...LOL!!!!

Lips,

Reminds me of a scene from Malcolm in the Middle where two young girl's go whipping into a spot the mother was getting ready to park in, then get out Laughing as she glares at them. Then one says to her, To Bad... We are Young and Fast, to the hysterical giggles of her girlfriend.

The mother slams her car in gear, revs the motor and slams her car into the rearend of the young girls car, shoving the car through the spot and taking it anyway.
The two young girls look on in horror at their mangled pretty car as Lois gets out and smiles sweetly saing " To bad, I am older and have GREAT insurance..." and walks whistling into the store.

Jimbo,


I love that scene!!!!!!!! That is actually from the movie Fried Green Tomatos! How can i ever forget that scene...she was my nemesis! She went to a place where most of us only dare go in our dreams.

Lips

This post is to much...ROFLMAO.

          The scene from "Fried Green Tomatos" was a classic.  Do you remember what she said to the younger girls who took that parking spot?"

        "Face it girls, I'm older and have more insurance."
I loved that scene.  I have never forgotten it.