To ALL LCB Members! Twas The Night Before Christmas With The LCB Members

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- at Dec 16, 10, 05:48:10 PM
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Twas the night before Christmas
in the LCB Forum..
some of the members were gathering,
not one, out of boredom.
The bonus codes were out,
members jumping with joy,
all of them acting,as though,
it was jut their first toy.
The codes were accomplished
with love and great care,
some of the old and new members
shouting out a great cheer.
But some members were nestled all
snug in their beds,
While visions of bonus signs
danced in their heads.
I clicked on my laptop and
sat in my chair,
while dreaming of becoming
the next millionaire.
When,into my laptop,there arose such a clatter,
It had to be my laptop that made me much madder.
Alas it was the connection, well,least that's what I thought.
I started to scream and became so distraught.
Damn you,laptop! I will not submit,
even though you're nothing but an 'old piece of sh*t!
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But some LCB Casino Reps.looking just like reindeers.
They smiled and sang of all the gambling games
as I whistled and shouted and called out their names.
Hi,Zuga! Hi,blueday! How's it going, BingoMega?!
Hi,SG! Hi SLOT JUNKIE,TAAADAAA and Bruno,the Newbie!
Hi,Luckynn! Hi,rubyblue! Hey,mamrone and wnanhee!
Hi,wintermare! Hi,SG and I can't forget, our favorite,lipstick!
And as I was done with almost all the roll call,
Old Zuga, himself, let out one Bad Ass big roar.
Now,blueday! Now,TAAADAAA and Bruno! Now,SG,SLOT JUNKIE and happy go,lipstick!
On,Luckynn! On,rubyblue! On,mamrone,BingoMega and Bruno,our Newbie!
On,wintermare and yes,of course,our little chat moderator,Ms.wnanhee!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!
"But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight." -
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- Lipstick
- at Dec 16, 10, 06:10:38 PM
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- dtsweet
- at Dec 16, 10, 06:12:23 PM
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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through LCB
Not a member was spinning, not even for free.
The gamblers all sat at their 'puters and stared
In hopes that some free chips soon would be there
Non-players were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of savings all danced in their heads
But me with my ciggie and tall glass of gin
Had just settled down for a big massive win
When out in the forums I heard such a clatter
I jumped up from my seat to see what was the matter
Away to the forum I clicked in a flash
Soaking myself in liquor and ash
The moon on the screen showed my ghostly white pallor
Resultant from playing for days and an an hour
When what to my gin-goggled eyes should appear
But LCB reps, all 6 (they're such dears)
With a towering admin, so sexy and slick
I knew in a moment it wasn't St Nick
More rapid than losses, his helpers they came
And he whislted and beckoned and called them by name;
"Now Blueday! and Lipstick! and chatty Ms Shelli!
Come PMM, Boo and sports trader Tony"
"To the top of the forums, to the top of the wall
Now post away, post away, post away all!"
As old ladies that before the wild symbols fly
When they meet with a pay-out, jump to the sky
So out to the forums the helpers they flew
With their hands full of freebies, and Zuga-man too
And then with an inkling I knew in their home
The members were reading each little tome
As I drew in my smoke and was mousing around
Onto the pages Zuga came with a bound
He was dressed in Armani from his head to his foot
And his clothes all were well pressed; no ashes nor soot
A bundle of cash he had strapped to his hip
And he grinned like a roller with a thousand coin chip
His bling - how it sparkled! His diamonds how merry!
His wad was so thick. His wins never cherries
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow
And the jut of his chin was so strong don'tcha know
The white of peroxide glistened his teeth
And the glare it encircled his head like a wreath
He had a nice face and a flat little belly
(He flexes when you look, remarked chatty Shelli)
He was handsome and tall, a right jolly admin
And I cringed when I saw him (wish I were that trim)
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Said I should have worked out, but gambled instead
He spoke not a word but went straight to his work
And filled all accounts (while flexing, the jerk)
And laying his finger aside of his cash
And giving a nod, out the forum he dashed
He sprang to his porsche, to his team gave a whistle
And away they all drove at the speed of a missle
But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight
"Happy Christmas to all..may the reels ne'er be tight!"
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- Lipstick
- at Dec 16, 10, 06:16:45 PM
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- dtsweet
- at Dec 16, 10, 06:20:06 PM
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- Lipstick
- at Dec 16, 10, 06:25:47 PM
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- Lipstick
- at Dec 16, 10, 06:34:36 PM
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- chillymellow
- at Dec 16, 10, 06:59:17 PM
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- slotoholic
- at Dec 16, 10, 07:06:44 PM
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Thank you for your compliments...I really enjoyed writing it and as for dtsweet, you truly are a gentlemen. I really enjoyed reading your 2009 Twas The Night Before Christmas. Please, leave it up here so others can enjoy it. It is really great!
..Have a wonderful Christmas and a Happy New Year. As for lipstick, well, what can I say..Have never met you personally, but I'm sure you are really fun to hang out with. I appreciate all the hard work you have done throughout this year and hope 2011 brings you many blessings. Keep up the wonderful work and spread the great joy,laughter and spirit you have. Hugs to all~
Slotoholic
P.S. Yes, dtsweet is correct! We challenge others to contribute their poems,writings,etc. so we all can enjoy reading them. Come on fellow LCB members...show us your spirit of Christmas..Hmmm??? That goes for you also, Zuga!.. {giggle}...Merry Christmas To All LCB Members. -
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- at Dec 16, 10, 07:39:44 PM
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- at Dec 16, 10, 09:01:04 PM
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- blueday
- at Dec 17, 10, 05:27:28 AM
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