Tongue Twisters

When I was younger I loved tongue twisters..I still do to this day, here are a couple I found

1

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?



2

I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.




3

How many boards
Could the Mongols hoard
If the Mongol hordes got bored?

from the comic Calvin & Hobbes, by Bill Waterson




4

How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?




5

Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.

by Raymond Weisling




6

Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas.




7

Coy knows pseudonoise codes.

by Pierre Abbat




8

Sheena leads, Sheila needs.




9

The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.




10

Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.

by Meaghan Desbiens




11

Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?




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An old one from my younger days:

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant pluckers son.

Say it many times fast - guaranteed to make you laugh.

blue

ahahhaha, I had to try it, and I did indeed laugh.

Thanks blue.


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How much d would a d chuck chuck if a d chuck would chuck d? How much d would a d chuck if a d chuck would chuck d?

Say Toy Boat three times fast another is Ship Shape Soap three times fast

I can't do them...LOL

Here is another


I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.



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HAHA..The other day when my husband was out, I text messaged him: How much d could a d chuck chuck if a d chuck could chuck d?


He was like wtf?!?


I am easily entertained I guess...


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She sells sea shells by the sea shore, you can say it the first time right, then you'll mess up lmaoooo