Top or Bottom, Front or Back

Hi ya'll 

Okay this is ridiculous but I have to ask. While I was in the shower I started thinking about someone walking in on me and how horrifying it would be. Then I tried to figure out which would be more embarrassing top or bottom. Which area would I try to cover first. I think it would be bottom but I'm horrified at the prospect of both.

So which would be worse for you, top or bottom? Guys, maybe front or back for you? 

What a dilemma!

I would have to try for both top and bottom with the "hand and arm movement".

If I wasn't quick enough I would cover the bottom first....I think.

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I too have that Norman Bates memory to make showering a bit harrowing...

When I think about what I would cover, all I can picture is a scene from M.A.S.H. when they pull up the side of the women's shower tent while Hot Lips Hoolihan is showering and she dives for the floor to cover everything.

As old as I am now, I probably wouldn't cover anything... just let 'em look and blind 'em so I could escape!




katt

There's no dilemma for me, I'd protect my "front package" before anything else

The hand and arm movement is just like a reflex isn't it. Body wash as a weapon.... it could work  I like the idea of blinding. That's hysterical katt.

Hmmmm, the way I react, I'd probably hit'em with something before they know what they've seen! But then I'd probably go for the bottoms...

What if it was someone you knew like a friend or family member? Would you give em a good whack with the shampoo bottle? I would be humiliated and I'd probably not hit them.... well maybe I would 

I think they're in big danger as well! When I react out of fear, I don't look whom I smack!

I mean, there are great examples of what reflexes can do without the person really intending it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NijwK99OO04&feature=related

I love this one - did you see his face after he did it? Priceless!

lmaoooo that was hilarious. He didn't think twice to throw a punch. 

I'd let them look. They'll be the one cleaning up their own barf anyway!

:D

I wouldn't let anyone look. I'd protect my front no doubt.