Twas the Night Before Christmas

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  • Twas the night before Christmas, when all through LCB
    Not a member was spinning, not even for free.

    The gamblers all sat at their 'puters and stared
    In hopes that some free chips soon would be there

    Non-players were nestled all snug in their beds
    While visions of savings all danced in their heads

    But me with my ciggie and tall glass of gin
    Had just settled down for a big massive win

    When out in the forums I heard such a clatter
    I jumped up from my seat to see what was the matter

    Away to the forum I clicked in a flash
    Soaking myself in liquor and ash

    The moon on the screen showed my ghostly white pallor
    Resultant from playing for days and an an hour

    When what to my gin-goggled eyes should appear
    But LCB reps, all 6 (they're such dears)

    With a towering admin, so sexy and slick
    I knew in a moment it wasn't St Nick

    More rapid than losses, his helpers they came
    And he whislted and beckoned and called them by name;

    "Now Blueday! and Lipstick! and chatty Ms Shelli!
    Come PMM, Boo and sports trader Tony"

    "To the top of the forums, to the top of the wall
    Now post away, post away, post away all!"

    As old ladies that before the wild symbols fly
    When they meet with a pay-out, jump to the sky

    So out to the forums the helpers they flew
    With their  hands full of freebies, and Zuga-man too

    And then with an inkling I knew in their home
    The members were reading each little tome

    As I drew in my smoke and was mousing around
    Onto the pages Zuga came with a bound

    He was dressed in Armani from his head to his foot
    And his clothes all were well pressed; no ashes nor soot

    A bundle of cash he had strapped to his hip
    And he grinned like a roller with a thousand coin chip

    His bling  - how it sparkled! His diamonds how merry!
    His wad was so thick. His wins never cherries

    His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow
    And the jut of his chin was so strong don'tcha know

    The white of peroxide glistened his teeth
    And the glare it encircled his head like a wreath

    He had a nice face and a flat little belly
    (He flexes when you look, remarked chatty Shelli)

    He was handsome and tall, a right jolly admin
    And I cringed when I saw him (wish I were that trim)

    A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
    Said I should have worked out, but gambled instead

    He spoke not a word but went straight to his work
    And filled all accounts (while flexing, the jerk)

    And laying his finger aside of his cash
    And giving a nod, out the forum he dashed

    He sprang to his porsche, to his team gave a whistle
    And away they all drove at the speed of a missle

    But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight
    "Happy Christmas to all..may the reels ne'er be tight!"

    ___________________________________________________

    Merry Christmas LCB staff and members..love you all!
    13oclock

  • That is totally awesome! I loved reading that you are a very funny guy. My favorite part was the cig and gin LMAO
                                                          louiseff

  • LOL...tyvm, was fun to write as well

  • I am laughing so hard I can't even type through the tears lmao. You are a true poet darline
    :):):):):):):)

  • 13 oclock,

    You are absolutely priceless!!!!!! And a talent to behold!!! I actually go a bit teary as i read it..............i love Christmas...........and i love you!!!

    Thank you so much!!!

    Lips
  • aww...my pleasure my wonderful lcb friends wink

  • Fantastic read.....

           Thank you for that 13oclock.

    And Merry Christmas to you.....

                                                    PMM

  • my pleasure wink

  • Absolutely beautiful.. magnificent.. fantastic..
    Very thoughful and kind of you 13oclock to do that
    Truley enjoyed every moment of reading that..
    I love poetry and prose

  • A classic one from a classy (Or is that gassy?) poster.

    Well done!!!! smiley

  • classy....nah...gassy?...get back to ya on that one..buying a box of beer tonight and staying in to spin wink
    and ty all

  • Very cool 13,

    And they say beer rots the brain. NOT!!!

    Tony

  • DANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!  THAT IS ABSOLUTLY THE GREATEST POST EVER, THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!  MY FAVORITE LINE  ~~
    He had a nice face and a flat little belly
    (He flexes when you look, remarked chatty Shelli) LMAOOOOOOOOO  grin  grin


    YOU ARE VERY TALENTED 13, YOU SHOULD BE A POET.  THANKS AGAIN HUN AND VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALSO!!!!!!    wink
  • and tyvm u 2, glad u enjoyed

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