What my cheater said.....lol

Quotes From Cheaters

Cheaters come up with the wildest stories,
especially if they get caught unexpectedly.

My cheater said:
"you are so suspicious, you need help because its all in your head"

My cheater said:
"Oh, she is just like a sister to me, that's all"

My cheater said:
"I wouldn't do that to you. I swear"
I swear he said:
"Do you believe me or your own eyes?"

My cheater said:
"we were talking about his girl friends problems"

My cheater said:
"You are trying to control me and it is not going to be that way"

My cheater said:
"I don't know why I gave her my phone number"

My cheater said:
"It's a fatal attraction"

What my husband said when I called his cell phone and it clicked on while he was having sex with another woman:
"it wasn't me! The cell phones must have been crossed with someone else's"
After I finally decided to remotely tap into my wife's computer after months of her staying up all night in internet chat rooms to find love messages between her and another man.

My cheater said:
"Why were you spying on me?"

My cheater said:
"I don't start the conversations on the IM,
I only respond after she starts talking first"

My cheater said:
"yes I have a girlfriend, but we don't have sex, I discuss with her the problems we are having in our marriage"

My cheater said:
"I didn't think you loved me"
This was after my fiance went out with a "friend"
and had sex with her. What a fiance, huh?

My cheater said:
"Nothing is happening, we are just friends, and enjoy each others company. You are really blowing this out of proportion"

My cheater said:
"why were you checking my phone anyway?"

my cheater said:
"I have a present for you and if you don't go away I won't give it to you"
My cheater said:
"I'm going on another business trip"
My cheater said:
"I wasn't sending the emails to her. I was sending them to her computer"

My cheater said:
"we are just buddies and nothing else!"
My cheater said:
"I was just curious"
My cheater said:
"If you were a better wife and a better lover, i would not have to turn to other married women. If you would join me in the swinger's lifestyle, it would not be considered cheating since you would be right there with me."

My cheater said:
"I don't wear my wedding ring because I am allergic"

My cheater said:
"I just wanted to have a friend of my own"

My cheater said:
"I was peer pressured into it"

My cheater said:
"I thought about you the whole time it was happening"

My cheater said:
"I could never bring myself to cheat on you. That girl that called claiming we had sex was a basket case. Ask anyone"

My cheater said:
"are you cheating?"

My cheater said:
"I can't say no to him"

My cheater said:
"It's only harmless flirting... it's not like I was ever going to meet her"

My cheater said:
"With every one of them, I fantasized it was you"

My cheater said:
"She's a good friend of my mother"

My cheater said:
"I missed you and she looked like you"

My cheater said:
"Oh that number on my cellphone is just a side job."

My cheater said:
"I couldn't get a signal on my cell phone to call
you and tell you I was too tired to drive
1 1/2hrs to our home"

My cheater said:
"You've driven me away from you"

My cheater said:
"If I wanted to cheat, I wouldn't be cheating with a married women"

My cheater said:
"The only reason i was talking to her was about us"
what my husband told me when I found
a strange number on the caller Id box:
"I am dealing with a bookie for gambling and didn't want you to find out"

My cheater said:
"I would never do that to you, i love you baby, you should trust me"
Right up until I handed him the phone with her on the other end.

My cheater said:
"I can't break up with her instead of you because you can handle it better"
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My cheater said:
"I'm just giving you the time and the space that you need"

Love the quotes and so true to the lines given for guilty cheaters! I particularly got a kick out of "why are you spying on me" shifting the blame to the innocent.

Lips

Whew.. I thought those were said to YOU, debra.  So glad I misunderstood at first.

I didn't send an email to her, I sent it to her computer.  OY!